*cries, and then cries some more*

Just imagine that I threw these at you.

 

I just imagined that.

Now I'm imagining that I'm forcing you to take me to a hospital.
And I'm imagining that you refuse and I start attacking you.
Except now I'm imagining the blood loss has gotten me intoxicated and I miss, hitting a passerby.
Then I imagine the other bystanders freak out and call the cops, causing me to grab you and run.
I next imagine we dive beneath a bridge, where we meet a giant angry frog.
Afterwards I imagine, I pass out from blood loss and you are forced to pull my body away.

Wow, imagine that.

 

You have some weird imagination, my friend...