Crack Pairing Discussion

I just realised....
Donald x Dolphin
Want proof? Just look in KH1 how he was riding that dolphin! XD

Oh yea, and also look at how Goofy was hanging on XD
Sora X Goofy

 

ooh ooh oooh YURI TIEM~

Aerith x Kairi
Yuffie x Namine
Tifa x Larxene? 8D;

 

Sephiroth x Xemnas

Two silver haired guys!Or no!It'd be:

Sephiroth x Xemnas x Riku

Three silver-haired guys!

 

We already went over this... XD

 

Kairi x Micky : Uhh...that was just random with no reason.
Sora x coconut trees : I'm sure everybody noticed how Sora climbed those trees XD
Riku x ocean : well he IS always staring out at it.

 

SOo ...
RikuXXemnas
DonaldXPence
SetzerXMulan
came up with something random ...

Lol i remeber me and my friend totally Loling at that XDDD

 

Really?Didn't know...Oh,well

Hayner x Mickey
Well...that was random and since I'm bored...

 

Donald x Ursula
Well they are both mutant octopie(sp?) although one is half duck, and the other half...transvestite?

oh...and Ursula x Sora
Okay, this does have a good reason! Ursula said this:

I just heard it! *is replaying KH1*

 

Roxas X stick, you know they cut that scene out

Sora X Kairi X Kingdom Key, Hearts and locks aren't the only things the keyblade can unlock.

 

A real serious crack pairing.

Yuffie x Xigbar: They're both total opposites.
One's like, a 45-year-old 'surfer dude' who has a gun.
And the other's like, a hyper, happy, sixteen-year-old who's very...whiny. (although I love her. xD)
I'd love to see a fanfiction of this one day.

 

Pretty sweet. But you gotta think outside the box. Like light years outside the box. Mickey's Castle X Castle Oblivion

Pod Sora was in X Pods Donald and Gooy were in

Jack Sparrow X Black Pearl ​

 

HerculesCloud.
The worst thing is that it could happen. With yaoi fangirl logic, anyway.

And I'm going to hell for liking XemnasRoxas. 8D

 

Uh....

Marluxia x a bumble bee? XD;

Cuz... Ya know...

He's the flower element, and...

Bees... Ya know...

Yeah. :sweatdrop:

IT COULD TOTALLY WORK OUT! :yelling:

Don't give me ideas. XDDDDDD

 

I like Sora/Ariel. There can be some justification for it, but I'm to lazy to think of it.

 

LexaeusZexion. UNCYCLOPEDIA CONVERTED MEH. :O

On a more serious note...LeonTifa ftw?

 

soraxcomputer^^

 

Lol nice idea xDD
how bout namineXjack sparrow o.o

 

Axel x Squall. xDDD
This is one of my favourite pairings for GOOD REASON I SWEAR.

My Nee-chan and I were talking about our parents (uh-oh) and we were randomly all, "What if we had SQUARE CHARACTERS FOR OUR PARENTS!? O___O;;" And crack rambling ensued. XD We went through a lot of weird pairings and started to plot a whole family of relationships. Owo;; It's actually grown pretty big for an inside joke. XDD

Anyway. Axel ended up being my dad and Squall ended up being my mom. Dadaxel is always yelling over his newspaper and Mommasquall is usually baking cookies... or getting raped by squid!Nee-chan up against the fridge. >_>;;

In addition we have Luxord x Vincent (Valentine) crack pairing. XDD Luxord is Nee-chan's mommy and Vinny is the dad.

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Saix is the crazy aunt that beats you with an aligator purse on your period. DDDx She/he bakes heart-shaped cookies for Grampa Xemmy, but has to flip them upsidedown to make spades so he doesn't have convulsions... owo

Xemnas is the senile old grampa who rants endlessly about hearts and randomly screams quotes of Xehanort's heartless. O__O;;

Xigbar is the creepy uncle who owns like, five gajillion shot guns and has deer heads in his garage. Q___Q

Xaldin was once a pretty princess and also an uncle. ;D

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I'm also a ZexNam fan. That one also came from a cracktastical RP with my Nee-chan. XDD This post is already too long, so I won't go into detail. :P

 

H0MG! ZexNam!!! RARE PAIRING!!! I want fics on that pairing. ._____.;;;;;