Crack Pairing Discussion

Discussion in 'General & Upcoming Kingdom Hearts' started by Zandyne, Sep 1, 2007.

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  1. .Kairi. Kingdom Keeper

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    what about...
    SelphiexOlette
    XemnasxSaix
    HaynerxTidus
    ^randomnesss^
     
  2. Paopu Destiny Islands Resident

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    Jafar and Maleficent!! (Don't know if anyone said that one yet.) Admit it, they'd be a perfect evil couple! Probably would kill one another in attempt of domination (take that how ever you will. o.o)
     
  3. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    I already made the most epic pairing last night. Yall missed it.

    It was KH X Evangelion X my 700th post. An epic orgy!

    Anyway. Breserker nobody X Saix. You know it happened. You know he liked it.
     
  4. Zandyne King's Apprentice

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    Luxord x COINS - He's constantly playing with em...more than the cards. c_c

    Xaldin x ROSE - He was holding it oh so.....you know....
     
  5. Rosey Chaser

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    Zandyne, for a second I though it was Rosey in sead of rose and I was like "0.0"

    Lol, Berserker Nobody and Saix...
     
  6. ukali_rules Twilight Town Denizen

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    Sora X Saix.

    I was like, "WTF?!!!!!!"
     
  7. he's-got-a-heart Traverse Town Homebody

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    *Pukes*

    Urgh, I agree that's sick!!!!
     
  8. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    Xaldin's lances X Beast

    Auron X Phil

    Cerberus X Kairi

    Olette X Clock Tower

    Empty potato chip bag X Lexaus (sp?)
     
  9. Quiet Elegy This is the death of beauty.

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    Ariel X goldfish crackers (come on, they are both fish, no?)
    Namine X drawing pad and pencils (she has them everywhere, why not?)


    oh yes and we must all remember Sora X Hippo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m5o3S_WGGU
     
  10. Noise For Love and Justice

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    Goofy and Donald XDDD!!!!!!!

    AGUH!!! MY PS2 JUST FROZE!!! WTH!!!!
     
  11. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    Sora x Rosey.

    WTF.
     
  12. Quiet Elegy This is the death of beauty.

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    I said that one, and many many other almost unpeakable ones ^_^
     
  13. Rosey Chaser

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    ???????????????????????????????????????????

    What the hell?
     
  14. Noise For Love and Justice

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    woopsy ^_^ how about....Axel and Zexions hair Dresser!!! XD!!!


    Heartless*

    i fixed the problem with ps2 its all good ^_^
     
  15. Sophia_Esteed061289 Traverse Town Homebody

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    Crack pairings = win. *had a good laugh these past few pages*

    Square-Enix x Disney x Enix
    SUPPORT ENIX GOSHDURNIT! It ain't just Square anymore ya know.
    *cough*
    I've seen 74392865892365872469713298621305 crack pairing KH fics on FFnet, I'll list later lol.....

    YURI LUFF~~~
    Yuffie x Larxene. As the Wendy's ads say, That's right.
    Aerith x Namine. Dun ask...
    Kairi x Olette
    Tifa x Aurora. OMG TEH CRACK!! *dies of crack overdose*
    Aerith x Sophia (SO3). From Square-Enix, have similar features (hair and eye color), roles in battle are similar, and they are both bashed a lot D:
    Tifa x Jessica (Dragon Quest 8). Boobage lolz

    In non-yuri pairings (yaoi and het)
    Demyx x Deidara (Naruto Shippuuden). Randomness = win
    Envy (FMA) x Sephiroth x Albel Nox (Star Ocean 3). You got Enix'd! *FMA is originally from Enix*
    Riku x Fate Testarossa (Nanoha FTW! Gimme teh DVDs already, Geneon. >___>)
    Seifer x Mikuru =O

    weeeeee funnnnnnN~~~
     
  16. koolashley King's Apprentice

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    Lol good point...
    Vexen and Namine...I dunno why
     
  17. Quiet Elegy This is the death of beauty.

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    Tinkerbell x Saix
    Reason: Give me a minute and I'll think of a reason for that besides me randomly pairing two people XD

    oh and there's

    Kairi x Xaldin
    Reason: I dunno but I saw that somewhere XD
     
  18. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    OOH CRACK PAIRINGZ!

    Okay, now, think... Think, think, think...

    Uh.............!

    XigbarxSaix!!! XDDDDD

    Scarface on Scarface?!

    *shot'd*

    Yeah, it'd never happen. XD They'd be too buisy tearing each other to pieces.

    Ooh! Ooh! Speaking of scarface, LeonxSaix?! Eh? Eh?

    No.

    Okay, then, what about XIGBARXSAIXXSEIFERXLEON?!?!

    Scarsome-4some! XDD

    Yeah... This is why I don't drink Coke late at night. XDDDDD

    *quickly thinks up more crack paqirings* >=3

    I'VE GOT IT!!!!

    DemyxxJack Spicer! =D

    Ya know - from Shiolen Showdown or however you spell it?! XDDDD

    Because... They're both...

    Yeah.

    *falls down, giggling like a nutcase*

    *vents cracky-ness on stories*
     
  19. RPGgamer Traverse Town Homebody

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    I dunno if these are crack pairings... but here...

    Marluxia X Axel

    Roxas X Marluxia

    Vexen X Lexeus

    Demyx X Kairi >.>

    Demyx X EVERY ORGY MEMBER D:

    That' all... the RoxasMarluxia thing was from a story called yaoistigma, which is a comic... thing... art... majigy XD
     
  20. Tonks Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Peter Pan x Saix.

    Tinkerbell is pretty funny though.

    Tinkerbell x Axel.
    PERFECT. xD
     
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