Count to a Million v3

38389 unnecessary revolts

 

38340 revolts turning into parties

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

 

38391 parties turning into fights

 

38392 times good things have turned to bad on this thread

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d*ckhead.

 

38393 more times good things will turn bad on this thread

 

38394 times things end up with everyone dieing, being injured, turned into zombies, getting depressed, commiting suicide, getting high or going mad on this thread.

Mary had a little lamb
She ate it in one sitting
The nurses have to change her pants
'cos in them she's always s-hitting.

 

38395 other different endings to be made :)

 

38396 times we can be positive at the start at least

 

38397 times we start off with humour

 

38398 times it ends up with...wait, I've already said that

 

38399 flying pigs

 

38400 flying butchers

 

38401 falling pork chops

 

38402 chickens making eggs to go with the chops

 

38403 people chopping up the chickens too

 

38404 people at burger king having an apple pie with that

 

38405 people getting fat from eating too much

 

38406 people suing

 

38407 judges being very biased against the fat people

 

38408 fat people being sentenced to do excersise and eat healthy