Count to a Million v3

38369 vampire bats sucking your blood

 

38370
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bale of water,
Jack saw bats and fell flat on his back,
And Jill came tumbling after.

 

38371
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city

 

38372 single mothers ._.

 

38373
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his front teeth are missing

 

38374 nursery rhymes

 

38375 twisted nursery rhymes

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

 

38376 funny twisted nursery rhymes

 

38377 rude funny twisted nursery rhymes

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

 

38378 well thought rude funny twisted nusery rhymes

Are you making these up as you go along?

 

38379 X rated well thought rude funny twisted nursery rhymes

No, I'm not that good

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

 

38380 Surprisingly X rated well thought rude funny twisted nursery rhymes

 

38381 messed up surprisingly X rated well thought rude funny twisted nursery rhymes


1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall...
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall

 

38382 really messed up surprisingly X rated well thought rude twisted nursery rhymes

 

38383 extra really messed up surprisingly X rated well thought rude twisted nursery rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."

 

38384 people pressing charges for these rhymes

 

38385 rhymes becoming forbidden to say

 

38386 forbidden rhymes being said anyway

It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming.

 

38387 people who complained before give up

Haha that was a good one XD

 

38388 revolts

Mirror, Mirrior on the wall
Who's the most fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed & then spat
It sure ain't you, You little prat!