Count to a Million v3

37492 nerds staying after school to do extra work to get their grades up

 

37493 People asking "WTF is this post about?!"

 

37494 People getting shot in the liver

 

37494 people happy about being shot cos it got them out of a test

 

37496 doctors debating who to give their limited amount of donated liver to

 

37497 people bribing the doctors to give them the livers

 

37498 people killing each other for their liver

 

37499 doctors taking the dead people's organs

 

37500 doctors selling them on ebay

 

37501 people desprate to get them

 

37502 people bidding just for fun

 

37503 million pounds being bid

 

37504 doctors taking the millions of pounds and not delivering the organs

 

37506 doctors bribing the police with the organs

 

37506 police confiscating the organs to sell later but not paying for them

 

37507 robbers breaking the organs

 

37508 years until this is completed.

 

37510 monkeys (also, fix your numbers)

 

37511

Bananas (What are we doing?)

 

37512 pieces of pie