Count to 300 Before Staff Post! - Diamond Edition

Second one. Which seems more so?:
"Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this......to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

 

i dun think that is as psychotic other than teh pain was enflicted in him self
but it was ironic

 

Yes. Well, soon I'll be telling a Joker joke probablly... so.
Why.
So.
Serious?

 

understood.

 

Joker's joke:
"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

 

XD
that's pretty funny121

 

Thanks.
Do you happen to know how long it usually takes for a name to be changed once requested?

 

idk
i was wondering why u had not yet

 

Had not yet what? Requested for it?

 

no why it had not changed yet

 

I guess staff are usually just busy.

 

Well, if CtR is signed in (which she is) then it should happen soon. although, she's probably just really busy with other stuff

 

not how most people woudl put it
EDIT: ctr is not busy enough to get off msn

 

I know, but at one stage her msn name said something about being really busy with essays or something ._.

 

now it says isn't pasta a funny thing

great some back XD

 

Well, another reference to past the time. Anyone get it?
Red and Black
Life and Death
The Joke and The Punchline

 

the joker!
yeah i have no clue132

 

Actually, I belive Batman first said it in a part to "Batman R.I.P." when he was meeting The Joker.

 

Jesus Christ! Jettie got 2 in a row...=)

 

Do I need to log out for them to change my name?