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  1. jettie Twilight Town Denizen

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    a. ur picking on him

    b. i'm surrounded by emo kids
     
  2. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    KOD'S Happy Ryhme Time (Emo/Happy):
    Listen up, lemme tell ya'll a happy poem.

    I'm gonna draw a picture
    A picture with a twist
    I'll draw it with a razorblade
    I'll draw it on my wrist
     
  3. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    a.um no..
    i wasn't picking on him..
    b. i'm not emo..
    c. anyone here like oreos? *throws oreos in the air*
     
  4. jettie Twilight Town Denizen

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    only think similar here is there bouth supposed to be happy
     
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    I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I believe I can come crashing down. I believe I can take New York with me.
     
  6. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    oh crap.. i didn't realize that..

    alright how about something depressing?

    2 roads diverged in a yellow wood..
    and sadly i could not travel both..

    2nd one..

    once upon a midnight dreary..
    while i wondered weak and weary,
    as i tap along the pavement door..
    quote the raven Nevermore!

    holy Sh@# i am quoting that emo gothic poet..
     
  7. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Edgar's works fill me with such joy...
    (Full poem)
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
    "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
    Only this and nothing more."

    Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
    And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;-vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow-sorrow for the lost Lenore-
    For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
    Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
    Thrilled me-filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    "'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door-
    Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door;
    This it is and nothing more."

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
    "Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
    That I scarce was sure I heard you"-here I opened wide the door-
    Darkness there and nothing more.

    Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
    Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?"
    This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"-
    Merely this and nothing more.

    Back into the chamber turning, all my sour within me burning,
    Soon again I heard a tapping something louder than before.
    "Surely," said I, "Surely that is something at my window lattice;
    Let me see, then, what thereat is and this mystery explore-
    Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;-
    'Tis the wind and nothing more.

    Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
    In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore.
    Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he,
    But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door-
    Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door-
    Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

    Then the ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "Art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore-
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning-little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door-
    Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
    With such name as "Nevermore."

    But the Raven, sitting lonely on that placid bust, spoke only
    That one word, as if its soul in that one word he did outpour
    Nothing farther then he uttered; not a feather then he fluttered-
    Till I scarcely more than muttered: "Other friends have flown before-
    On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before."
    Then the bird said "Nevermore."

    Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
    "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
    Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore-
    Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of 'Never-nevermore.'"

    But the Raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
    Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
    Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
    Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore-
    What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
    Meant in croaking "Nevermore."

    This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
    To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
    This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
    On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
    But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er
    She shall press, ah, nevermore!

    Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
    Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
    "Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee-by these angels he hath sent thee
    Respite-respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
    Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!"
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    "Prophet!" said I, "Thing of evil!-prophet still, if bird or devil!-
    Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
    Desolate, yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
    On this home by Horror haunted-tell me truly, I implore-
    Is there-is there balm in Gilead?-tell me-tell me, I implore!"
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    "Prophet!" said I, "Thing of evil!-prophet still, if bird or devil!
    By that Heaven that bends above us-by that God we both adore-
    Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
    It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore-
    Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore."
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    "Be that our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting-
    "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
    Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul has spoken!
    Leave my loneliness unbroken!-quit the bust above my door!
    Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

    And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming
    And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadows on the floor;
    And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
    Shall be lifted-nevermore!
     
  8. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    i knew i got that line wrong!
    i just laugh at the never more parts..

    i read edgar allen poe poetry when i feel depressed..
    it really doesn't help..
     
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    They help me know some people that have suffered, been disrespected, and ignored in life heve been honored eternally after death.
     
  10. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    um..
    that poem was quoted at my cousin's reception after her wedding XDDD
    i found it actually peaceful then..
    my uncle didn't like her husband though..
    so i see why..
     
  11. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    -Insert some comment here-
     
  13. Maka Albarn It's called love

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    16. Wow... this thread is still alive... XD
     
  14. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    To live is to die.
     
  15. jettie Twilight Town Denizen

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    eighteen...
     
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  17. jettie Twilight Town Denizen

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    ~:-(20)-:~
     
  18. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    ****ed up and spun out in my room.
    I'm alone so here we go-
     
  19. jettie Twilight Town Denizen

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    what?
    O_o
     
  20. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    It was part of Brainstew, by Greenday. From their album American Idiot, I believe.
     
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