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2,541 Omg its Yoda! Yoda!!!! >D Must...hug...Yoda!!!!!

 

2541

Whoop-de-who-cares. :p

I'm submitting my weekly comic strip to a college cartoonists contest. Wish me luck!

 

2,542 I think I saw an alien @_@ Oh wait jut my mom! >D

 

2,543 >.< Aliens scare me

 

2,545
Heres another song lol.

Back when I was still in power
You can bet the tides were high
I was positively vicious
Ooh, delicious, to die

Lounging in my beachside tower
Seaweed petals underfoot
I'd throw fantastic buffets
Swanky soirees
Where are those days? Kaput!

Now here I rot
Skinny as a crayfish
Hideously underfed
And simply wasting, wasting away
Looks nearly shot
Positively waifish
Guess how many pounds I've shed?
While sadly wasting, wasting away

It's no mirage
My whole décolletage
Is shrunken, I know!
Hard to deny
That it, as well as I
Have sunken so low

Healthy, I'm not
Also, I'm anaemic
Also prematurely grey
Wasting, wasting away

Fragile and frail
Also pretty feeble
Drooping like a kelp bouquet
Sighing, dying away

Boys!

Oh...

Yes, I know it's all too tragic
As for being fair, well ha!
Power, pleasure, fun all vanished
I'm banished, yes, moi

All because I used black magic
Broke one tiny rule, so what?
But now my potions and spells
Ointments and gels
Baubles and shells mean squat!

Now here I am
Ravenous with hunger
Miserable beyond belief
And meanwhile wasting, wasting away
Limp as a clam
Hardly getting younger
Stranded on a dead-end reef
Completely wasting, wasting away

Look, I'm so lean!
Why, no one's ever seen
A flatfish this thin
I look, at best
Like something you'dve guessed
The catfish dragged in

Once I was glam
Once I had a figure
Now I'm like a failed soufflé
Wasting, wasting away
Out of the loop
Swimming nowhere fast
Exhausted, obselete, passé
Wasting, wasting away

Gaunt and grotesque
(...) decrepit
Dottering in deep decay
Snivelling, shrivelling

Enough! Oh, it's too much for my fragile body to take. Boys, give me some support while I think
wicked.

Wasting, wasting...

Wait! I have an idea. The princess likes human things, huh? I bet the little tart is ready for
basting.

Wasting, wasting...

And then my reign can resume!

Though truth be told
I'm starting for my old
Cache back a lot
What I would love
An evening platter of
Is payback, served hot

So, boys, gather round
Listen very close
'Cause this is how the plot will play
'Til I've got Triton
Right in my sway

First, get the girl
Then we'll get her daddy
Then we'll make her pay and pay
And leave 'em wasting, wasting away

(song owned once again by the Disney Coporation)
I love my randomness.:p

 

2546

Words are flying out like
endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow waves of joy
are drifting thorough my open mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of broken light which
dance before me like a million eyes
That call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a
restless wind inside a letter box
they tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Sounds of laughter shades of life
are ringing through my open ears
exciting and inviting me
Limitless undying love which
shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe

Jai guru deva om
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Jai guru deva
Jai guru deva

 

2,547 Is it me or is this thread turning into a "Put the lyrics of a song" Thread O.o

 

2548

It's just you.

Anything to make the six-words-or-more quota.

 

I think I'll change it to a "Put A Funny Quote" thread XD

Vincent Valentine :: I have nothing to say.
Yuffie Kisaragi :: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway.

2, 549!

 

2550
heres bobs new themesong cos i stole the "peanut butter jelly time" one :p
remembering bob, discover and see,
all over the world, bobs known as a girl,
2 those who r free, their minds shall be key,
4gotten as the past, cos history will last

bob is a girl, wherever you are,
do u believe it, can u receive it??
bob is a girl, whatever u say,
do u believe it, can u receive it??
bob is a girl, however u live,
do u believe it, can u receive it???
bob is a girl, shes only a girl,
do u believe it, can u receive it????
*random techno lol*
she wants 2 shine, 4ever in time,
she is so driven, shes always mine,
clearly and free, she wants u 2 be,
a part of the future, a girl like me (),
there is a sky, illuminating us,
someone is out there, that we truly trust,
there is a rainbow, 4 u and me,
a beautiful sunrise, eternally

bob is a girl, wherever u r
do u believe it, can u receive it??
bob is a girl, whatever u say,
do u believe it, can u receive it???
bob is a girl, however u live,
do u believe it, can u receive it???
bob is a girl, shes only a girl,
do u believe it, can u receive it?????
*even more random techno lol*

 

I have 5,000 munny to buy 10 sea salt ice creams :p

 

2552

Dude, you're supposed to count. Put a number in.

 

sorry jack, i will remember next time. oh, and I am a dudedette

 

2554

Alrighty dudette. And you still forgot. I don't mean to be rude or unwelcoming, but this is a specific thread for a specific purpose. If you continue the chain, all your dreams will come true, and if you break it, wild animals will stampede through your house. :p

 

okay jackster, I will play your little game. 2554 I summon 400 heartless to kill you and ! sephiroth:D

 

2556

You've got to count the next number. Check the post before yours for the number they put and/or the number of the post in the thread (top right) and post the next number.

This is the "Count to 1,000,000 thread, and we've been counting one-by-one and now we're on 2,556.

 

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I get it ( geez i'm dumb ^-^ ) 2557 1angel came to my house today to give me a new keyblade. (thank you angel wearing jeans :D )

 

2558 - Hi there and enjoy the spam zone. By the way, I'm a dudette as well!

 

awwwwwwww thanks gharanth your so sweet. 2559 kilala chased 1 butterfly:)

 

2560 - JackS27 is a big softy really! Trust me!