Count to 1,000,000

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  1. Mr Bob Banned

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    2,341 Fux u :( Lol J/K Well Im too shmexy to be seen! >D
     
  2. ♥ M e w I c h i g o ♥ Twilight Town Denizen

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  3. Mr Bob Banned

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  4. JackS27 Twilight Town Denizen

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    You little s***, you're in it now. I hope they throw away the key. You should've talked to me more often than you did. But nooooo! You had to go your own way! Have you broken any homes up lately?! Just five minutes, Worm, Your Honor, him and me alone...
     
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    the number of years that Ursula has been Wasting Away.. Im random:rolleyes:
     
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    Babe! Come to mother, baby! Let me hold you in my arms! M'Lord, I never wanted him to get in any trouble. Why'd he ever have to leave me?! Worm, Your Honor, let me take him home.
     
  7. Xadllas Traverse Town Homebody

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    2 can play at that game!!
    Heres a little song. :p

    Look at how you're fretting
    Life's getting upsetting
    Lover boy's departing
    You're starting to cry, ohh!
    I guess your dreams aren't turning out so swell
    My dear
    Well, my dear -here's why;

    All good things must end;
    Flowers fade
    Balloons deflate
    And butterflies disintergrate.
    And all good things must end;
    Puppies die
    And teeth decay
    And lollypops are licked away

    And oh, jewels begin to lose their glow
    Diva's hear their last "Bravo!"
    Even kings and queens eat crow,
    My dear, 'cos hey - Struggle though you may
    The rules won't bend
    All good things must -

    Gee you're awefully "mum" dear,
    So glum dear, How come dear?
    Better just embrace it
    'Cos face it, you're through!
    And if perhaps life didn't go your way, my dear
    Hey, my dear - Boo-hoo!

    See you in church doll!
    (evil laughter)

    All good things must end;
    Beauty queens get old and fat
    And wrinkle up and that is that!
    And no-one bucks the trend;
    Every handsome Romeo
    Gets bald on top and soft below

    And soon every plumb becomes a prune
    Cities go to wreck and ruin.
    Nothing in the world's immune
    And as for love;
    All of the above applies my friend!
    All good things
    They come with strings.

    Yes, all good things must end
    Pricey wine and fine champaigne,
    Are flushed together down the drain
    And as the Fates intend;
    Parties dwindle down 'til you're unconscious on the bathroom floor.
    And you, you have reached the end now too!
    Everybody's bill comes due,
    Funny how the time just flew!
    My sweet and gee -
    Sad as it may be
    Well, why pretend?

    Are all good things;
    The fat chick sings
    And curtains soon decend
    And you poor thing
    You've had your fling
    But all good things must

    (evil laughter)

    End!

    (this song is owned by the Disney Corporation)
    Im random lol.
     
  8. JackS27 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Okay, this isn't a song. This is a monologue I have to memorize in one night for one of my theatre classes. Actually, this is a combination of two different short monologues. It's from "Fear and Loathing in La Vegas."

    How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I just say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime. The kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle 60's was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive, in that corner of time in the world… Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction. At any hour, you could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right. That we were winning. And that I think was the handle. That sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense. We didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest, of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west. And with the right kind of eyes – you can almost see the high watermark – that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
     
  9. JackS27 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Don't tell me I've killed this thread.
     
  10. Mr Bob Banned

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    2,450 Ok I wont since Im a nice peron:rolleyes: Ok you killed the thread! Sorry...cloudnt stand it >D
     
  11. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    2451 - I know you're a nice person!:D
     
  12. Mr Bob Banned

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    2,452 Aw! You're just saying that to make me feel special:o
     
  13. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    2452 - I'm think that we'll never reach 1,000,000 at this rate.
     
  14. Mr Bob Banned

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    2,453 Yeah! I think we should skip some numbers >D
     
  15. Ratchet Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

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    2455 I think we're out of sync again. TT-TT
     
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    Mr. Bobigator can't keep with speed
     
  17. Mr Bob Banned

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    2,457 Why thank you, thank you very much!:cool:
     
  18. JackS27 Twilight Town Denizen

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    You're working your weirdness on me, man! Your cute weirdness!
     
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  20. Mr Bob Banned

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    2,460 Get your game on! >D Sorry I had to say that >____>
     
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