Corrupted Wish Game V.2

The game poisons your brain everytime you try to play it.

I wish I was smarter.

 

Your brain blows from to much knowledge.

I wish I didn't need to go to band practice.

 

Granted, but then your instrument gets lonely and eats you alive.

...Instruments are people too?

I wish KHV was as good as it was a year ago

 

It will eventually go back that way.


I wish I could rid the world of commercials.
Those things annoy the hell outta me.

 

But then a lot of TV shows would be cancelled because they don't make enough money >|

I wish I had more spaghetti sauce.

 

The spagetti would be smothered in sauce, making it unappitizable, because it makes you think of Famous's Organs.

I wish everything was okay.

 

ily
Erm,
It would be okay.

I wish I would stop hitting the list button when I go to change my font size.

 

Then things would get boring, and you would die.

I wish I had more stamina.

 

..But that would mean steroids.

I wish I could fly.

 

The higher you go, farther you have to to fall.

I wish for something to wish for.

 

But then you realize you used up your only wish on an insignificant question of not knowing what to wish for.

I wish for.

 

The forum eats you alive for destroying the game.

I wish I could speak different languages.

 

But then you get confused and say something REALLY insulting.

I wish I had more wishes to think of.