Corrupt a wish

Most of y'alls know the rules, you granted the wish of the person that posted before you did, but deliberatly grant the wish so that the action works against the member's will, not for it.

Example.

Post 1:I wish I had some Ice cream.

Post 2:Whish granted. The Ice cream is melted and has flys in it.

Okay me first.

I wish Bush would quit being an idiot.

 

But then he would get impeached and **** Cheney would take over

My Wish:

I want people to be my cookie minions!

LOL IT EDITS OUT D***

 

wish granted, bush is no longer an idiot, but he is an evil mad scientist working for Antarctica!!!!!

 

You have to grant the wish.


Wish granted. Now they pray and drool over you constantly for cookies until thier need is desired of unlimited cookies or death.

 

Wish?!?! :(

I wish I could have a few days with Lee in bed. :O

 

ganted but it turns out lee is a she

 

Where's yer wish?! >=(

I wish I could change Naruto a bit...

 

wish granted: you get me ;D

 

Wish Granted! YOU WILL SOON BE CORRUPTED BY CARTOON NETWORK!!

I wish...that I had all the money in the world >>

 

You have all the money in the world but now we no longer use it. you are out dated and forced to be a prostitute.


i wish for kh2fm+

 

wish granted, yet it doesn't exist (like you).

I want a boyfriend who is cute and treats me well.

 

Wish granted, but it's got so many glitchs, that you have to start over everyday
ok, i wish that i was Riku's girlfriend!!!!

 

wish granted: except that Riku is not real

I wish I had and better cell phone

 

you have to grant my wish (pete wentz pete wentz pete wentz please!)

 

Wish granted, but he turns into a monkey pig after your first 3 minutes together.

I wish I could kill Gaara. And the fangirls not give a crapwad about it. =D

 

wish granted but it broke and blow up

I wish I had a boyfriend who is isnt imutre like the rest of the boys

 

wish granted, but they gave a sh!twad instead.

I want a good school year. where kids don't tease me.

 

wish granted but you died

I keep the same wish as last time

 

wish granted, but he's an old man

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

wish granted, your parents let you stay home, but then your legisator put them in jail and you had to go anyway.

I wish I could meet channing tatum (actor) and we would fall in love.