Consider This, My Fellow Americans

I am a great hero, and thus, you should vote for me for best thread.

 

Become an hero?

 

Don't exclude the non-Americans >:C

 

Do I get some instant gratification if I do?

 

Their votes do not count, as they are communists.

 

The words "American" and "hero" can not appear in a sentence together unless it is something along the lines of "The American shot the hero in yet another instance of friendly fire"

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GTFO Anti-American >:

 

I'm not anti-American, I'm anti-anti-TheRestofTheWorld

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i.e. Anti-American :lolface:

 

List of American Heroes

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That isn't a sentence :lolface:

 

I STOOD UP FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT I GET.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM NOW?
>:c

 

Yours isn't either. Lacks proper punctuation :B|:.

 

SOMEWHERE MORE AWESOME THAN THE U S OF Aa

 

http://odur.let.rug.nl/~usa/B/geronimo/geronixx.htm

So heroic he got a freefall phrase named after him.

 

Northern Ireland *facepalm at myself*

 

*hugs* :lolface:

 

Why is Jesus not on that list?

 

*hugs*

NO WAIT.I CANNOT BE SOCIAL WITH THESE PEOPLE.

 

America wasn't even around when Jesus was o.o

 

every cold-blooded american believes in the power of jesus and it is he who has helped us the most. he pisses on the rest of the world.