College Life

"What's wrong?" he asked, confused as to why she was crying.

 

the morning sun shone blissfully as it bathed the dew-laden grass in all it's glory. it was 8 AM and the faint sound of an alarm clock radio began to slowly stir Skylar from his slumber. He tossed and turned under the covers, pulling them away from the random girl he had picked up at the dorm social last night. he was still drunk and coked out of his mind. he had had one too many jagger bombs last night and wasn't aware that he had hit on a chubby ugly. oh god, he thought, I can't believe I slept with such a beast. "That's it I'm cutting the beer and drugs", he whispered to himself. lifting his eyelids he looked around and was overcome with much glee; he hadn't taken her back to his place, he was at hers. the chubby, ugly girl turned over and muttered something about hotdogs. still asleep, Skylar thought as he slowly got out of bed (he didn't want to wake the sleeping troll). He got, and realizing that he still had the condom on, went to the bathroom. he pulled it off slowly, so as not to spill his mighty soldiers. they had to be brave, he thought, to want to exit into something as ugly as the ogre that he left in the other room. Skylar sat on the toilet for his morning dookie. not usually a man of profound thought he was overcome with a brilliant idea, he was dumbfounded to even consider how it would play out; he simply did. taking the used condom he gently placed it under his firm, and tense butt cheeks and pinched off a loaf into it. as it strained and conformed to the condoms natural shape it began to slowly displace his precious baby gravy along its sides, making a satisfying squishing noise. As he pulled it up to marvel at what he had made, Skylar realized that there was still room left; another idea came to him. Moving to the faucet he placed the ring of the condom tightly against the tap and gently turned it on, allowing water to mix with his glorious concoction. The condom was filling up too much, so he turned off the faucet. now there was one thing to do: he carefully began to tie a knot in the ring, making an elaborate, and yet arousing water balloon. He slowly squeezed and delighted in the soft wramth that emanated from it. He began to bounce it, surprised that the latex could withstand so much stress and at the same time provide so much joy and pleasure. He tossed it lightly. It landed, jiggling in his hands. he tossed it again. It landed again. He tossed it a third time, and final time. Just as it was released from his hands he heard Bob Marley come on the radio and lighting a spliff in the man's honour, lost sight of his wonderful ball. It hit the floor, making a loud popping sound and waking the ogre from her sleep. She kicked open the bathroom door to find the entire room, Skylar included, to be covered in wet, fecal, sperm. Her face grew pael, and she stared off into a blank and dead nothingness. Using this opportunity to escape, Skylar walked casually past the stunned she-hulk and taking leisure, used the chubby's sheets has a towel to clean himself off. The ogre came too and began cursing and screaming. Ignoring the ugly's cries, Skylar picked up his clothes and walked out of the ugly troll's dorm. His steps were filled with pride that faithful morning, but not because he had gotten laid, or because he had a nice hot shower and a story to tell his frat brothers. No. Skylar looked forward to tonight, for it was full of plenty of liquor, plenty of narcotics, and plenty of ugly *****es. screw the *****es though. Sure Skylar would get laid again, but this time the troll would be his choosing, a sacrifice for a far greater good; he would make another masterpiece.

 

OOC: Dude, you aren't even in this RP. Please delete your post.

 

I have my rights!

 

"I'm. just. happy." She said slowly while her face was still covered.

OOC: hahha this made me laugh.

 

OOC: You have to join the RP and follow the rules I set up. You have not, so please delete your post. I'm trying to be nice here.

BIC: "So am I." he said, smiling at her.

 

Skylar kicked down the door. "Of course you're not. You need to have sex to get pregnant!". He then resumed his duties as a volunteer counselor for the suicide ward.

 

OOC: Dude, please stop. If you do not I will be forced to get a mod or admin.

 

OCC: BTW... she did have sex.... LOL but dude... time for you stop, please

Oh.. g2g. Laterz

 

OOC: Okay, see ya.

 

and then an evil monkey comes in and sells KH yaoi to neone interested for 25 cents a peice.

 

OOC- holy crap, people, if you not in the RP, dont post on this thread, what part of that dont you get? Now, seriously, get off!

 

OOC: Seriously, this is getting out of hand. If one more person posts in this thread that isn't already in it, or isn't joining, I'm getting a staff member.

 

"I can't believe this happened to me a SECOND time" She said mad at herself.

 

"It's not your fault." he said.

 

"I do want a child in the future... but with a husband and everything, ugh" She covered herself with the blanket

 

"I wouldn't mind being a father." he said. "But only sometime in the future, I'm not ready yet."

 

"Okay, this is getting awkward for me. I'll be back later" Ben runs out of the room. "How can you say these things? like I love you, and all that stuff" Lexi asks, "When we've been together for about a month"

 

"Because." he said. "I do love you."

 

"But why? I don't understand," She said. "So many guys have said it to me... and it's hard for me to hear it.. and then get my heart broken again"