Cin's a god.

Cins' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Cin has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Cin can kill him and take it.

Cin once banned someone so hard that his fingers broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Cin doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you ask Cin what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he banns yo asz out.

Cin only masturbates to pictures of Cin.

Cin lost his virginity before his dad did.

Since the year Cin was born, banns in KHV have increased 13,000 percent.

Edit: XD

Cin once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Permabanned!"

Cin doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

Ironically, Cin's' hidden talent is invisibility.

Cin eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Cin owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Cin invented a language that incorporates admin skillz. So next time Cin is banning you out the wazoo, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Cin invented water.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Cin accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Contrary to popular belief, Cin, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being warned repeatedly through the cyberness.

Cin is Luke Skywalker's real father.

Cin does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, God will simply change the actual spelling of it.

In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Cin can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his radmin skillz.




Found off of a Chuck Norris joke site. XD

 

Careful Ris! Your head has gone up too much.

 

Mmmhmm....

 

I didn't fetch enough. *goes to other sites*

 

Cin is a-shmazing!

I stalk him, woot! xD

 

You know too much/

 

I think Ris's body has gone right up...

 

If Cin is God, then God is just a dumb kid. DDDD: OHNOES we are doooomed

 

Ah, I see you quoted my autobiography on this. I always find that Mish's "14 years as a Cinner" was a wonderful recollection of my life.

Btw you can buy the book for $50, just send money to this address:

3 Dandalion Lane, Robadblin NY.

 

Lol, I think I might actually send a letter to that address, just to see what happens.

...Not with money in it, though. I'm not ******ed.

I'm dead serious.

 

Really? Sweeeeet. I shall also stalk you just for the heck of it.

 

Wow...you guys thought that was my real address?

/lying

 

Those were my favorite ones XD

btw, I want this Chuck Norris site please D:

Watch that be the address to a drug leader/hooker parlor.

 

Lol, of course not. But won't it be fun to just randomly send a letter to somebody you don't know?

 

When Cin does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth below him down.

 

I only do that when I'm dressed like Kongol from Legend of Dragoon...>.>

 

When Cin jumps in the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Cin ^-^

 

Then who did i send that check for a million dollars to?

 

A hooker in a moose costume. What she whores is banana-nut cake with dog-shaped sprinkles.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Cin has allowed to live.

Cin is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Cin doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Cin counted to infinity - twice.

Cin is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Cin.