Choose Your Own Adventure

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Shade Tail, Jun 16, 2010.

  1. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books?
    Well now you can write your own :D

    The user below is simply given 3 choices of what to do, and they then have to continue the story based on that choice.
    The adventure will end when the thread reaches 5000.

    Please try to write something when continuing . This is supposed to be a story after all :3

    If 2 people respond to the same thing, the next poster has to continue from the last poster.

    Example:

    As you sit at the table drinking your coffee, someone knocks on your door.

    1: Answer it
    2: Hide in your bathtub
    3: "I wasn't expecting visitors." Look for a weapon


    3
    You look through your cupboards and pull out a hidden drawer full of weapons

    1: Grab a pistol
    2: Grab a baseball bat
    3: Grab a wrench


    The user below can carry on from the purple example. Have fun :D
     
  2. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Grab a baseball bat and:
    1: Beat them over the head.
    2: Threaten them
    3: Go get a chicken leg.
     
  3. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    You open the door and...
    1: say, "Get offa my property or I'll shatter your damn kneecaps."
    2: say, "I GOT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES RIGHT HERE!!!"
    3: invite them in cordially.
     
  4. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    As you stand there wielding a blood stained baseball bat, you ask the little girl at your door if she would like to come in.
    She notices the blood stains on your bat, and flees in terror.
    "Heh... Stupid kids."
    You turn to go back inside, and you notice a letter for you on the floor.

    1: Open it and read it
    2: Ignore it, it's probably junk mail.
    3: Stomp on it
     
  5. 2Foxxie4U ~The Forgotten Crusader...~

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    You open it. It's a(n)...
    1: Letter of acceptance from the college you're planning on going to finally.
    2: A letter from an old flame who left.
    3: Junk mail.
     
  6. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    It's from a troll.
    1: TheMuffinMan
    2: Cin
    3: That troll from under the bridge.
     
  7. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You read through the scruffy handwriting as you go back inside the house.
    "Mee wurst troll evur
    nobuddy pay brijj tole
    me nott sceary enuf
    mee gett drunc an kil sellf"

    You throw the letter in the bin, not caring about the troll and you sit down to your PC.

    1: Check your email
    2: Listen to music
    3: Browse the interwebs
     
  8. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You go onto KHV and immediately:
    A: Go to The Spam Zone
    B: Go to The Code Vault
    5: Smash your computer for not blocking KHV.
     
  9. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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  10. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    Did someone say...

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    adventure?
     
  11. Aster Phoenix Traverse Town Homebody

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    You go to the spamzone to see a thread from Aster Phoenix
    You always loved his wrok
    and his toned ab-i mean dueling

    do you
    A: open in tab
    B: browse other threads
    C: Screw it and go look up porn
     
  12. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You browse the other threads and get an urge to do some random searching. You find this thread: http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=96536 Do you:
    8: Read it.
    T: Read it and then bump it because it's so awesome.
    ~: Look at other threads in your results.
     
  13. Aster Phoenix Traverse Town Homebody

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    You look and find a thread, you hover over it to see if its garbage or a rick roll
    what do you see

    42: 7 days
    Q: Look at my horse
    Pie: The end of sarrows awaits your shitty life
     
  14. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    Q.
    You click the link and enjoy the music of the original song.
    As you hear the song you:
    1. Sing along and post your cover song as a reply.
    2. Buy a horse off Ebay
    3. Forward the thread to suicidal troll.