Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Serbkiller, May 31, 2009.
Who the **** is this Gentlemen?
Can I behead him?
How did he own your soul?
Why three clubs?
Ask Ioan. He might tell you.
The gentlemen are something far beyond win.
They are the vast space between the interwebz and life itself, and fill that gap with their awesomeness.
They are the creators, fullfillers, and the endings of life itself, and will continue to do so until the end of time.
They are time.
Seriously, this is just the beginning.
If you want to dig deeper, get a tissue ready;
The fact of the gentlemen will blow your mind and make it drool down your freakin nose.
...that's what I heard, anyway.
First of all, "Gentlemen" is not a person. The word "Gentlemen" is PLURAL.
I smell noob... GET HIM!
Ummmm, how do the Gentlemen get your soul?
For stating this you now have the temporary ability to travel through time.
STOP ASKING THIS QUESTION. THE CHOICE IS THROUGH FREE WILL ALONE
NOW EVERYONE WHO IS MILDLY INQUISITIVE TOWARDS THIS SUBJECT GET OUTx
You have succeded in life. Thank you. I concur with Ashwin, you deserve the tomparary ability to travel through time. Gongrats.
The man deserved the truth.
And so he was served it.
With a side-order of win, of course.
What the fuck are you doing.
You know, my top secret position in the gentlemen is n-*shot*
You might want to listen to me, exactly as I say this.
1.) Lay down on the floor.
2.) Scream to the heavens, asking yourself these questions.
3.) Go to sleep, and when you are awake, the Gentlemen shall judge your worthiness to retain the information you are inquiring.
4.) When you are done (whether you are worthy or not,) give each Gentlemen member you saw a PS3, and your soul ♣♣♣.
5.) Rinse and repeat.
This time concept is just the tip of the iceberg. If you are found unworthy to find out further:
May God and the Gentlemen have mercy on you n00b.
Last time I checked, ♣ is a spade, not a club.
*COUGHS* I KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF MY USERNAME
♥ = HEART
♦ = DIAMOND
♣ = CLUB
♠ = SPADE
finally my username can help me(cuz it is a pain to type in)
He's a mafia leader.
1. Copy and paste your name into Notepad.
2. Save the Notepad file to your desktop.
I have just helped you. Fifty dollars, please.
I love this post.
Sorry, I take back my previous statement. My screen is really fuzzy, and the symbol is small, so to me, it looked like a spade.
Please don't eat me.