Brushing your teeth.

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I have Teeth-gasms hourly.

 

So do I :'D

 

I also have orgasms minutely.
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Please Hold.

 

ROFLMAO

That's naughty o:

 

You love it ;D

 

When it goes into my mouth, there is white stuff on the end. When it comes out, there is none.

Amidoingitright?

 

I'm laughing harder than I should be.

 

Nuh uh~

YUSH YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT <33

 

Sometimes I do it while looking at stuff on the computer. I find it lasts longer that way, but I also start to chew it.

 

Miele, you know you love it when I talk dirty.
/roflwtf

 

For girls, yes it is. For boys, no it's not.

 

Religion > Sex


amirite or amirite?

Besides,sex is not that sexy Bl

 

Virgin^


wafflehousehashbrowns.

 

You must be having some pretty bad sex =/

 

You're ******ed?

 

TROMBEffffffff

 

orly?

No comment

xDD

Mmm, hash browns

Say that to Luka, not me, HE said that brushing your teeth's better than sex xDD

lolwhut?

 

I have a mechanical toothbrush.

It's teh shiz.

(awkward silence)

>.>

<.<

I'm not doing it right am I.​

 

You're doing it better than right.

 

so you're putting the blame on me afterall? D:
i thought we wuz friends ;_;
well you asked me how tbrushing my teeth was and then i exagurated a tiny litlle bit o:
*goes in the emo corner and brushes teeth*