Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris

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Who'd Win

  1. Bruce Lee

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    23.8%

  2. Chuck Norris

    3 vote(s)
    14.3%

  3. Neither, Ninja Monkeys would come in randomly

    11 vote(s)
    52.4%

  4. I dunno, that's a hard 1

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    9.5%
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  1. Hakurei Reimu Take my hand. And then I'll fly with you right up

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    I really dunno...
     
    Hakurei Reimu, Aug 27, 2007
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  2. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    *Face palm*

    CHUCK NORRIS. Thats like common knowledge.
     
    Jube, Aug 27, 2007
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  3. SnoofyXChristhor Banned

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    Carebears >.>
     
    SnoofyXChristhor, Aug 27, 2007
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  4. KL93 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Ninja monkeys, of course. Chuck Norris is old news...
     
    KL93, Aug 27, 2007
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  5. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Chuck Norris is worshipped as a god in 11 other countries...but ninja monkeys coming from out of nowhere means his days are numbered!
     
    Darkcloud, Aug 27, 2007
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  6. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I'd have to say Bruce Lee. I've never seen a Chuck Norris movie...wait. I did see a clip of one. It totally sucked!
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Aug 27, 2007
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  7. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Bruce Lee. Ninja monkeys are immature 11 year olds.
     
    Trigger, Aug 27, 2007
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  8. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard.

    Only another fist.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7-Qs_th7G8

    His deadly attacks will crush bones.
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    You know what that is?

    Thats Chuck Norris old paper route.

    Chuck Norris has had many wives all which have faced his wrath.
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    And you dont wanna face him with his shirt off.
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    This is why Yu gi oh ended.
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    Chuck Norris. Would win.
     
    Jube, Aug 27, 2007
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  9. RedHot1994 Traverse Town Homebody

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    Bruce Lee, nuff said
     
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  10. Tootsie coquí

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    CHUCK.NORRIS.

    "Chuck Norris invented the rainbow. Soon thereafter, he roundhouse kicked that rainbow because he thought it looked gay."
     
    Tootsie, Aug 27, 2007
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  11. Roxas is Hot I'd lick his Sea Salt stick anytime. ♥

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    Bruce Lee. No other words necessary.
     
    Roxas is Hot, Aug 27, 2007
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  12. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    That's him on his steriods.

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    that's the toilet paper he has to use from the after affects of taking drugs.

    Chuck Norris. Would loss.
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Aug 27, 2007
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  13. KyrainVsXzan Merlin's Housekeeper

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    y'know, they actually did fight once and chuck norris won. But he said after the fight that he only one because bruce lee was alot shorter than he was...
     
    KyrainVsXzan, Aug 27, 2007
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