Best way of saying "I'll kill you" to someone

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Noroz, Jun 1, 2011.

  1. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    It leaves too many questions.

    Who is going to kill me?
    What are you going to do to me?
    Who are you going to kill?
    Do you want a taco?

    Seriously, you can't over complicate this.
     
  2. Yozora Archer

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    Im not going to kill you.


    /thread
     
  3. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hello, my name is (insert name here). You killed my father(friend/lover/etc)...Prepare to die.

    We're going to play Russian Roulette. Its fully loaded...you go first.

    Hello! This is the part where I kill you.

    You know the saying Curiousity killed the cat? Well something else is about to kill you.
     
  4. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    You should have said something like:

    Hello Curiosity. Did you know what happened to the cat?
     
  5. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul.