Best test question and answers you've ever had....

Mine would be on a Civics test...

It was:

Communism is...
A. Good in theory but bad in practice
B. Evil
C. America's form of government
D. IDK my BFF Jill?

Which would you choose?


Also in my science class you have to fill out a sheet if you forget your home work and two of my friends got them on the first day the system was in place...On the form you have to put what you forgot and why you forgot it.

One of their responses was:
I forgot my vocabulary worksheet because I was to busy dancing.

The other was:
I forgot my study guide because I went camping with my family and was not only bitten by a rattle snake but also by a rabid squrriel.

My teacher was offically pissed after that...but it was funny.

 

*Draws Dinosaur on bubble sheet*

An Exponent is:
1. Number you multiply by
2. (Real Answer)
3. Taco.

 

I can't remember back that far.

 

Hmmm,
'The grass is green' Is this statement philisophically correct?

 

I was once asked on a test what the composition of crack was. I got it wrong D:

 

What is the primary religion in Russia?
A. Roman Catholic
B. Greek Orthodox
C. Islam
D. Communism

This is probably a good thing.

 

Only if it is ok to assume that everyone sees green the same, that is to say, without beign taught what green was, we would all recognize it as the same thing, therefore the answer is no.

 

My mate was doing a philosophy paper...
the question said:
'Is this a Question?'

To which he responded: 'Is this?'

Either way... I lol'd :P

 

A friend of mine is colorblind, and he told me that in first grade the teacher sent home a paper where the sky was colored orange and the grass was blue, and on the side it said "I think your son is having trouble with his colors."

 

Yes, but only if this is an answer.

 

"Who is the loudest in the class:
A) [quiet, polite person's name]
B) [similarly quiet person's name]
C) [the name of a person whose voice I've never heard]
D) [my name], Jess, Calvin, Darren, and Erik interrupting class by laughing at something really stupid like a paper airplane falling in the garbage can or Erik hitting himself in the eye with a binder."

'Twas good fun.

 

This right here is why I am thankful that my country doesn't do multi-choice.

 

The questiopn isn't 'Is this a Question?' it's "noitseuQ a siht sI?"

 

I almost convulsed. What is that?

No. Even if everyone saw grass in the exact same way, green is just the word that we give to that perception. Who is the master who makes the grass green? Well, you are. Without eyes to take in the light as green, there is no green.

Lucky you...

"You don't want to discuss in thread of "discussion" that you have created. That's like working for money and then not paying your bills with it or spending it. My problem is not with your English, it's with your intent, which is either very clear under the pretense of trolling, or very unclear on the pretense that you're a ****tard that only wants to talk about things until someone counterpoints.

So which is it, ******* or stupid?"

Not on a test, mind you, and specifically directed at me, but it was good all the same. For answers... I would have trouble picking. I had an hour to answer one essay question every week of my senior year and got A's on all but maybe two of them. Too much work to dig those up.

 

WHoa...you don't? What do you do? FIll in the blank? I blank out on those. It's pretty bad. -_-

 

Communism is...
A. Good in theory but bad in practice
B. Evil
C. America's form of government
D. IDK my BFF Jill?

 

On a History quiz the other week:

Hitler's primary position was:
A) [answer]
B) [other choice]
C) [other choice]
D) A complete dick.

Ilu, Coach Prock <3

 

In our equivalent for the SAT's, one of the essay-questions for English was "What problem do you have right now, and how do you plan to solve it?"

I answered in a very long-winded way that it was that specific essay. I got 95 out of 99 points.

Also, I used Criminal Minds to justify lying in a philosophy exam.

 

Electronics exam.

What is better?
A)Cake
B)P=IE
C)Muffins

 

That was it! Or something like that... lol