Best Pick-Up Line

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When's this going to be over? I want to know if I win......

 

Saturday. *filler*

 

If your right leg was Christmas and you left leg was Easter, mind letting me spend some time up between the holidays?

 

Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."




Oh Butthead.

 

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"Hey" *leaves*

^Now that's the best pick-up line ever!^ :P

 

ok let me try

1. Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me

2. Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night

3. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk

4. Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet.

 

"I can tell you that love can take me far. Now that I've seen you, I guess I'm already in heaven"

-Yup I made this up like 6 months ago :D

 

This is one of my brothers, saysyou should only try this one if you know the person for some time:

Poems are tricky
flowers are sticky
but wine that's red
gets you in my bed.

DONT TRY THIS KIDDIES

how dare you say no to a free hug,how dare u !!!!!!!1

 

"You got a map, baby? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your EEEYYYYEEESS!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."

"I have Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?"

"I would say God Bless You, but it looks like he already has."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you look magically delicious!"

 

I lol'ed on that one! :D

 

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"That's a nice shirt. It'd go great with my floor."

innuendolololol

 

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
*Silence*
"Well, at least enough to break the ice."
*Introduce yourself*

 

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

If I asked you to come home with me, would your answer be the same as it is to this question?

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

Hi, I like cake.

Baby if you had cancer I'd be your chemo.

Hi I'm *insert name*, but I also go by "nobody"... because nobody is perfect.