because i don't want you turds in my awards threads

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  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    PARDON ME, FAIR MAIDEN.

    BUT CLEARLY YOU FAIL TO GRASP

    THE FULL SPECTRUM OF DRAMATIC EXPRESSION!

    FOR A "LARGE HAM" IS FAR MORE THAN JUST A WHINER, OH YES.

    HE IS

    AN ADONIS OF AURAL ACTION!

    A VETERAN OF VIVID VERNACULAR!

    A CHAMPION OF CHEESE AND OF CHEWING (SCENERY)!

    DRAMA CAN BE FAR MORE THAN ANGST, MA'AM.

    HAM IS NO MERE COMPLAINT, BUT A CELEBRATION OF LIFE!

    HAM

    IS

    LIFE!

    ...*ahem* Yeah, I originally suggested "Hammiest Member" because it evokes something quite different from "Most Dramatic." This article might help clarify.

    Also, calling it now. If this does become a category, I'm a SHOE-IN.

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  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I'm positive.

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    Misty has acquired abilities of assuming Ham is whiny.

    With the help of

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    MISINFORMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATION

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    This explanation of mine glows with an awesome

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    POOWWWWWEEERRRR.

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    It's burning syntax TELLS me to explain to you.

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    Take this!

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    My verbs!

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    My adjectives!

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    And all of my ham!

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    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIIIIIIIIING

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    HAM EXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPLE
     
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  3. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    LISTEN UP MISTY!

    The reputation of the Ham echoes far and wide! Its syntax words of spirit, paragons of total masculinity!

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    AS IF THERE COULD BE NO HAMMIEST CONTEST ON KHV!


    Get going, Misty!


    Just don't get distracted by the whiniest, extroversion, or any other synonyms.

    This one suggestion you choose to put in there, that is the truth of your universe.

    After all,



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    JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!​

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  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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  5. jafar custom title

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    Oh, Misty

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  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Just how long did it take to come up with these you guys?

    These are the words that will form together and pierce through the heavens with its shining awesomness
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    yup, I went there
     
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  7. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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  8. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Long winded so-so came to mind.
     
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  9. C This silence is mine

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    I agree with Misty.
     
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  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    This whole thread. <3

    Ah, what the hell? It might be a pathetic failure, but at least I tried.
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    OBJECTION!
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    According to my records, a ham is something far more than a mere drama queen.

    Apart from that, the number of testimonies we've recieved has been more than enough to clench a Not Guilty verdict for my clientele.

    So...

    Why hasn't this been done yet?

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    And Sforz, I was in love from the moment Mephisto was involved~
     
    ShibuyaGato, Jun 11, 2012
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  11. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    OH WOW ROFL I GO TO SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS AND YOU GUYS GET US KICKED OUT OF THE THREAD.

    I love you all. :'D

    @Misty

    EDIT: ALSO I JUST NOTICED THAT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS ADLIBBING INSTEAD OF COMING UP WITH YOUR OWN HAM.

    FOOOOOOOOLS!

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    IS YOUR LIFE SO DEVOID OF MEATY DELIGHTS THAT YOU MUST TAKE FROM OTHERS?! MUST THOSE WHO SUFFER AND TOIL TO DELIVER THE BEST CUTS OF COW THIS WORLD HAS TO OFFER, NOW SUFFER YOUR LAZINESS AND INDECENCY?!

    THAT'S NOT HAM! THAT'S NOT HAM AT ALL! WHY, THAT'S MORE LIKE SOME SMELLY, INDIGESTIBLE CLUMP OF ROTTING FISH RIDDLED WITH SALMONELLA!

    THE SALMONELLA OF YOUR SLOTH!

    I ASK YOU--NO.

    I DEMAND OF YOU, KH-V!

    WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE?!

    WHERE'S YOUR GODDAMN BACKBONE?!

    WHERE

    IS

    YOUR

    HAAAAAAAAM!?
     
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  12. Pinekaboo Chaser

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