Beating the Rollercoaster Segment in Dead Carnival

Or: "How I Learned to Stop Worrying About Keeping my Grenade Launcher Handy"

I've done this about six times already and I'm still friggin' stuck here. *sighs* Well, I've got nothing better to do with my day.

Okay, here we go. First I need to make sure the area's clear. Looks go--

Wait, is that a fricking Tank!? They aren't supposed to spawn here! I JUST had a Witch!

Well, that was fun... Now I'm minus a health pack, but hey, maybe I'll get lucky this round. *clicks button*

Here we go, up the track. Ellis, keep up. C'mo--Wait where the hell is Rochelle!? *looks over the side* ...Oh NICE. Whatever, just leave her.

FUCK! Stupid Jockey, dragging me off the track... Yeah, BURN IN HELL, YOU MISERABLE LITTLE HUNCHBACK! *shoots grenades in all directions in a fit of rage*

Aw frig, I can't reach the switch from here either! How long is this god damn track!? *continues rage-nading*

No, no, damn it, not the clown zombies, not now! I just wanted some freaking ammo!

Whoo, Smoker... Nobody's helpin' me... There goes Coach... Ellis... Yeeeep. There I go.

*reset to last checkpoint*

*sighs* Frick on a stick. Now I get to go through the Tunnel of Love AGAIN... This just keeps getting be--

*chainsaw spawn*

...

...Oh... That'll do. <3

*revs* I'm about to paint this suit red.

 

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhk. good luck with that

 

Zombies... Heh...