Beat the unholy-hell out of the person above you with a random weapon of your choice!

Calls a bunch of first graders to beat you up, you lose your dignity because you were beaten up by first graders, and calls the cops so you get arrested for messing with first graders

 

*tells a baby you stole his pacifier so the baby beats you up and the rest is what you just said*

 

Terminates you

 

*Beats u with a PSP then destroys the PSP*

 

*beats you with bank account*

 

*beats you with the periodic table*

 

*beats you with a penny*

 

*Beats you with fake money*

 

*beats you with your house*

 

*beats you with yo mama*

Oh, I went there!

 

*Beats you with baby cats*

 

*touches you with left pinky toe nail*

OWNT

 

*Beats up using apples*

 

Thats not very nice.

*pokes with twig repeatedly*

 

D:

*pokes back with katana*

 

*Slices return buddy up with chainsaw*

 

*Dices your body into.... dices!*

 

*Uses diced body parts to form Mr. Weight and crushes you. Then send kamikaze watermelon being ridden by 5 million blahs at you. Once the blahs say blah and destroy everyone, the kamikaze watermelon will make it's signature song and cover your corpse with overripe mushy liquidy watermelon.*

Skillz

 

*Casts Silence*

what did you say? >.>