Beat the unholy-hell out of the person above you with a random weapon of your choice!

*beats you with large demon*

 

*beats you with a HUGE demon*

 

*beats you with crap*

 

*beats you with AIDS*

 

You win on that one.

*Beats you with Falcon Kick*

 

Lol.

*beats you with Falcon Punch*

 

*Beats you with the Sony company*

 

I only need to sick the Monstervine on thee.

For you see, dieing by the monstervine is the cruelest way to go. The death is not instantaneous and full of agonizing pain that lasts for months before it ends. We do not reccommend this for anyone, nor do we sick the monstervine on anyone who goes to the site. "But shadowjak, I thought Monstervine was loving?" While this statement is true and very neatly typed... Would you ever piss off anything made from a sick and twisted experiment mixng a game site, the gaming revoluution, punch and pie, a craken, some new plant growth formula that was meant to cure cancer, and GLaDOS. This great experiment, that changes every two minutes because I can't keep remembering the formula, resulted in the demented craken that just so happens to be your neighbor and loves to bring you gaming news! Don't piss it off though, it is still a craken. The famous quote saying 'he who lives by the sword, dies by it' could not be farther from the truth in the case of Monstervine. Monstervine is all that is epic, since you never have too much epic, living by it won't cuase you any harm. In fact, living by the Mosntervine will only give youl ive GoW2 horde mode footage and R2 footage, exclusive reivews, quick and original articles, great stories, montages, gaming nights, and punch and pie. Isn't he a good neighbor! So pelase, do yourself a favor, do not do wrong and make us sick the monstervine on you, contribute to the domination of the gaming world, go to monstervine!

 

Um...*rips you to shreads with a Eagle?* Hahaha >.<

 

*beats you with a tombstone*

DIE ALREADY!!!

 

*beats the s-it outta you with a pillow*

 

*beats you with a bunny*

WHY WONT YOU DIE?!!!

 

*bats you with a sig* Yeah... Why wont I?

 

*beats the crap out of you with crap*

 

*Beats Crap Outa You With A Rock*

WHY YOU STILL BREATHING?!

 

*beats you with oatmeal*

BECAUSE I'M STILL ALIVE!

 

*taps you on the shoulder*
Excuse me? Would you mind if I reconfigure your face with this rusty meat cleaver?

 

Fun thread.

*kills you with kindness*

 

I reiterate, the rope is awesome.

 

*Hurts my head*
That hurt!
Above:
*Smacks with a piece of bread*