Barbie turns 50 in 3 days

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  1. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ... How the hell has she kept her figure like that all those years?
     
    Shade Tail, Mar 6, 2009
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  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Because she's an INANIMATE OBJECT.
     
    TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees, Mar 6, 2009
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  3. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    That's not what my 6 year old cousin thinks.
     
    Luna Lovegood, Mar 6, 2009
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  4. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    I was about to saw "eww" until i read the 6 year old part.
     
    Scarred Nobody, Mar 6, 2009
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  5. Azure Flame Banned

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    It is because she has found the fountain of youth!
     
    Azure Flame, Mar 6, 2009
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  6. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Because she is screwing with Madonna's mind.
     
    Fayt-Harkwind, Mar 6, 2009
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    it's because she is a plastic doll.
     
    Yozora, Mar 6, 2009
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  8. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I found the fountain of youth ages ago. It turned out to be a water fountain in a mall.
     
    Shade Tail, Mar 6, 2009
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  9. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    You can go "ewww" anyways. 8D
     
    Luna Lovegood, Mar 6, 2009
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  10. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Wait a minute... does that mean your 6 year old brother....

    *mindf-ck*
     
    Scarred Nobody, Mar 6, 2009
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  11. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    No, she's a she.
    Thank gawd.
     
    Luna Lovegood, Mar 6, 2009
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  12. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    okay, i can calm down now.
     
    Scarred Nobody, Mar 6, 2009
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  13. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *walks in wearing a miniskirt*
     
    Shade Tail, Mar 6, 2009
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  14. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    ahh my eyes *gouges eyes out*

    pl. o
    , s;; bryyrt mpw/
     
    Scarred Nobody, Mar 6, 2009
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  15. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    Acutally, she was much more thin when she was made, to the point were if she was a real person, she would not be able to mensurate.
     
    Rayku, Mar 6, 2009
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  16. Haseo Knight of Light

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    Anorexic .
     
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  17. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    more like ANOR-SEXY-A. Whose with me? High Five?
     
    Radiowave, Mar 7, 2009
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    ...
    alrighty then...
     
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  19. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Shade Tail, Mar 7, 2009
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  20. Juicy Chaser

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    *wears short skirts all the time*

    Who's a ****? *eye twitch*
     
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