Bad news guys...

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The Admins are Kira.


Remember when you signed up for KHV? You gave them your true names.
Perma-banning is just a pretense.

 

Good thing I wrote my own name in my own Deathnote long ago.

So I know how I'm gonna die.

"Christopher Bartolo - stampeded to a pleasurable death by naked cat girls."


I can live with that.

 

What date did you put in?

 

Except that we're using usernames.

 

Misty has the Shinigami eyes. She sees your true name above your Avatar. Why did you think there's a space between usertitle and username?

 

That would be telling.
I'm gonna leave it as a surprise, cause that way...
One day when I stop posting, people will truly wonder if the cat girls have gotten to me or not.

 

Doesn't matter. I'm already dead! TRY AND KILL ME NOW ADMINS!!!

 

hahahaha!!...wait what?
And don't you know you can only plan a death 31 days ahead of time?

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bushy Brow again.
Damn it.

 

I have hacks... *cough cough*

Well... with the 31 day thing, I guess my time is quite short.
...Or is it?

 

Oh dear... you mean me, don't you?

You're going to die from my abusing your connections so much.
Ah well, at least I can fulfill some of my fangirlish desires

You will be missed~

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SkyCat again.
Damn it again.

 

I repped her for the both of us.
/in before rep=rape joke...


She is one 'cat' that I wouldn't mind seeing on my death-day.
*cough cough*

 

Oh, stop trying so hard.

In fact...

Spoiler

That's about enough sex to kill anyone. You're welcome.

 

Nope, it didn't work.
I have the protection of the note.

So, I'll be seeing you and/or a bunch of other naked cat girls eventually.

/epic-win.

 

Use protection.
Use the Death Note.

 

Well, let me DN myself then.

Catalina Pontillo-Dies quietly and peacefully in her sleep (in 31 days) after having met RDJ, Jude Law, David Tennant, Matt Smith, James Maslow and James Mcavoy and after having been to a private screening of The Avengers months before its American release and after having had her first kiss with a kid who can respect her, dammit!

There. Now I can finally relax, as most of my life's desires will have been fulfilled.

 

Epic use of the Note, mi'dear.
I am so glad that through my own epic use, people have realised the true potential of the Deathnote... *evil-grin*

 

I think she's a bit young for you dude. Though if you're like some of the other people on this site, that hardly troubles you.

 

I'd be dying/eventually killed...
I fail to see how I'm gonna truly benefit from any of it. lol



PS: Being serious for a moment, it would trouble me. I'm not that kinda guy. XD