Back from Europe

What I learned:

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1. Obesity really is an American thing more than anything. You lucky bastards.
2. Roman shopkeepers don't like it when you knock over shelves in their stores. They yell at you. In Italian. And it's really scary.
3. France is the manliest country ever because for a mere couple of euros, you can order pain with your dinner. *bad-dum-crash*
4. Mock the Week is the funniest show of all time. OF ALL TIME.
5. Speaking in Spanish to Italians and French people can make other Americans think you're cultured.
6. Getting fifty people with tons of luggage onto two sleeping cars of an international train within ten minutes is pretty annoying.
7. My classmates are cultural ******s.
8. The Leaning Tower of Pisa presents oh-so many possibilities for poses other than the cliche leaning your hand against the tower thing.
9. Gelato is the greatest food ever.

 

Explain plz.

...*dropkicks*

And you had to go to Europe to learn this? :|

 

You JUST learned all of this?

 

1. I leaned on a shelf in a Roman souvenir shop and... it collapsed. The guy got really pissed. My friend Mike who speaks Italian said he threatened to kill me more than once.

2. Dohoho it's something I would do. I'll post it when my friend Andrew uploads the pic.

;-; Ow. I guess that's why the French people thought I was stupid when I pronounced it "pain."

Yes. D: I knew it'd be awesome, but not the sheer perfection that it turned out to be.

Yes, I'm not the quickest. ;-;

 

Italy and France also home the craziest drives ever.

 

Though England's coming up around the edge on that /badumtish.

You have learned well. Though QI is better.

 

What about Germany? Compared to them Germany worse. :/. Hope Europe was an experince! Sucks you had to go for school!

 

With the two of you combined you are missing words.

 

I hope you didn't stay at any Hostels.

 

Did you have to save the love of your life from the Albanian mafia while you were in lovely Paris?

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Otherwise, do tell us more about your adventures in Europe

 

You didn't even go to the Netherlands? T-T

 

I wish I had, one of my best friends ever lives there. ;-;

 

Did you..Did you..by any chance..went to..ABBEY..ROAD? ;----;

 

This is one of the greatest puns I have ever seen posted on the Spam Zone.

 

It took me forever to get that he was talking about bread.

Honestly, how can you NOT know how it's pronounced? It's like all they eat!