B& Note - Chapter 2

Yup, here it be.
Me and Vivi taunt eachother in this episode... and the equivalent to Kira comes from his second username xD Yeah. Lame, I know.

Lololololol, bet no one can guess who Watari is xD

Ban Note - Chapter Two​

The sound of school bells echoed throughout the hallways of the staff section. Vivi perked his head up from his desk, his eyes still heavy from boredom. But he wasn’t bored at all… no, he had a very strong goal that he was just beginning on. Remmis sat beside him, invisible to others, as it was only Vivi who had picked up the notebook, and only he could see the dark creature lurking behind him at what seemed like all times. She hid behind the desk, standing up only as the bell rang.
“I thought it would never end…” Remmis moaned, “How do you do this every day? It’s so boring here!”
Vivi ignored her and began to leave with his things packed, not saying a word to anyone.
“Hey!” Remmis exclaimed “Where ya goin’?!”

Vivi paced lackadaisically towards his house. Remmis followed behind him, annoying the living hell out of him every step.
“Hey, Vivi! You listening?”
Vivi mumbled under his breath. “Don’t talk to me,” he said through his teeth. “Unlike you, people can still hear me when I talk out loud.”
Remmis flipped her head up in disinterest. “Hmph… well aren’t you boring.”
Vivi continued to ignore Remmis as he stepped casually through the forum, going home. People called out to him, asking him how he was. He was, after all, one of the top-ranked members on the forum, being number 6 on the rep charts. His various friends called out to him.
“Hey, Vivi, you wanna do something after school—“
“Sorry,” Vivi replied, feigning disappointment “I’m busy.”
Remmis looked at him with an amused look on her face. “You don’t have anything to do! Aren’t you just going to go home and write spammers names in the B& Note?”
“What’re you talking about, Remmis? Of course I have something to do.” Vivi’s tilted his head downward and hardened his expression. “Yes… something very important.”
***
Vivi sat at his desk, his desk lamp illuminating his ashen face. His pen flew across the page as he continued to write multiple names of trolls, spammers, hackers, n00bs, and just overall idiots who needed to GTFO the internet. Remmis was sprawled out on his bed behind him, happily (but boredly) munching on a shiny crimson apple. She quickly finished it and continued to bother Vivi.
“Hey Vivi,” She spat, “I’m talking to you.”
Vivi did not look back. “Yeah, what is it?”
“Why’re you working so hard?”
“I don’t have time to waste,” he replied. “I only have a few hours a day to write names in the notebook between getting home from staff school and going to bed. It’s also important that I stay at the top of my class. Obviously I can’t be sleeping in class… not to mention I have to maintain my average and study constantly.” He paused. “But I also have to get plenty of sleep, because if I lack it, it will affect my mental health and concentration. I’m ridding this forum of phail and creating a utopia. No matter how much time I have, it will never be enough”
Suddenly, the locked handle of Vivi’s door moved a couple inches. He heard a voice call through to him on the other side of the door.
“Hey Vivi… why’s your door locked?”
Relief swept over Vivi. “CtR…? What is it?”
“I thought you might like to go to the spamzone together… hey, whatcha writing?”
Vivi hastily closed the notebook, making sure to not show the front cover to CtR. He put it in the drawer and continued to talk to her. “Oh, it’s just staff work.”
Remmis let out a small laugh as she spoke to Vivi “I’d be careful if I were you…” she said ominously, “If anyone else touches that B& Note, they can see me too.”
A pang of realization suddenly hit Vivi. She waits until now to mention that important detail?! Damn Spammigami!
“Huh?” CtR asked “What’s wrong, Vivi?”
“Uh… nothing. Come on, we’ll go see what’s happening in the spamzone. I could use a break from all this work.”

***​

“Fifty-two in the past week, and these are just the ones we know about.”
“Every single one of them for spamming in the spamzone…”
“All of the victims well-known n00bs, spammers, or trolls.”
Comments like these were not unfamiliar this week in the premium and staff sections.
Tension was everywhere are these meetings were had. The staff and high-ranking premiums had never been more puzzled in their lives. They had no idea who was erasing these vile members from the site. Although not too disappointed, they still needed to get to the bottom of it.
Sara spoke into her microphone. “We can assume that lurkers might have died as well, and we wouldn’t have known about it.”
“In that case, the ban toll could be well over one-hundred.” Darkandroid said calmly.
The staff members and premiums in the room exchanged nervous glances and murmurs.

Xaldin walked quietly to his seat, GhettoXemnas sitting next to him. It was GX’s initiation as a premium, and all new premiums got to go to one of the monthly staff gatherings as a reward for working towards premium. Xaldin sat down next to him.
“Hey Xal. They started without you…” GX said to him.
“Yes… I received an urgent call from Deathspank to come here.” Xaldin replied.
The meeting continued. “But they’re all members who were bound to be banned, anyways… is it really a great concern?” Kitty addressed to the others.
“That’s ridiculous!” Sara lectured “Who cares if they’re n00bs, or even spammers? Last time I checked, banning them just because is still wrong!”
DA shrugged. “It’s still too late to consider this as more than a coincidence.”
Sara slammed her hands on the table and stood up furiously. “Then how did all these people suddenly become erased from our database at the same time? That’s no coincidence, it’s practically murder!”
“You think it’s possible to simultaneosuly ban hundreds of somewhat innocent members?” there was arrogance and sarcasm in DA’s voice.
Kitty cut in. “We’re treating this as an elaborate plot carried out by a group of individuals with higher powers. Possibly an organization of hackers…”
“If it is a group of people,” DA began “I’m sure I’m not alone in suspecting our very own staff!”
Sara rose once again, enraged beyond all belief. “I dare you to say that again!”
“Now, Now,” Kitty attempted to end the fight “This is not the time to be joking around. We need to determine if these are really more than just coincidence!”
“How? Deathspank’s report said that in every situation, they were all banned for the ridiculous reason of spamming in the spamzone, when some of them never even touched it!” DA questioned.
“You can’t exactly track down the person who is doing this, the only people with banning powers are the staff, and we haven’t had any personal traitors since… Boris!” Kitty exclaimed.
Sara gathered up all her courage and spoke. “If that’s the case, then it looks like we’ll have no choice but to bring in Madi.”
The entire room fell into shock. No one spoke; they all merely exchanged glances of doubt, worry, fear, horror. GX, however, just observed them, before turning to Xaldin.
“Um… Xal, what’s this ‘Madi’ they’re talking about?” He asked.
“Oh, that’s right, I forgot this is your first time here…” he replied. “We don’t know Madi’s real username, or even what she looks like… but she’s managed to solve countless anomalies that have happened on this forum. She hides in the shadows; but she’s the best of the best. You might say she’s a last resort… our trump card.”
“But I hear this ‘Madi’ is extremely arrogant,” DA said “I understand she’ll only take on cases she’s personally interested in!”
“Madi is already on the move.”
All the members in the room turned their head to see a tall, ebony-clothed man. His face was hidden by sunglasses and a hat, and he carried a laptop under his arm.
“Honorable Staff… Madi has already begun her investigation of this case.” He said.
“Lead…” one of the members said.
GX turned to Xaldin, yet again. “Who’s that, Xal?” He asked.
“That man is the only known person who can contact Madi. No one knows his real username, either.” Xaldin replied, not taking his eyes off Lead.
“Please be silent,” Lead ordered, coolly as he sat the laptop down. “Madi will now speak.”
A large print of a dog paw flashed on the screen as a high voice (modified to stay hidden) addressed the staff members.
“Greetings to all of you who care for KH-vids,” she said. “I am Madi.”

***​

“What are we doing in such a dump, Vivi?”
Remmis had a slight annoyance in her voice. Really, she had no idea why in seven hells Vivi would be in the back of an alley, and in the RP section, too. Everyone knew that place had gone to hell the moment it was created.
“Whoever touches the notebook can see you, right Remmis?” Vivi asked. “I can’t just be keeping this thing around like it’s some ordinary notebook. Until now, I was thinking that if anyone saw it, I could just tell them I was keeping track of all the members that had been banned in preparation for becoming a moderator. But I’m walking a fine line here… If I mess up, I may just have to ban some of my dearest friends.” He said, preparing some sort of device. He poured liquid over it as it burst into flames, illuminating his and Remmis’ faces.

***​

“The difficulty of this case lies in its unprecedented scope; and make no mistake; we’re witnessing an atrocious act, one that cannot be ignored.” Madi addressed the staff members. “It cannot be solved without the full cooperation of the staff. In particular, I’d like to request the help of the Spamzone’s representatives.”
GX and Xaldin stood up. “What? Why us in particular?” Xaldin asked.
“Whether the guilty party is an individual or a group,” Madi said “There is a strong possibility that they are a regular in the spamzone.”
“What’s all this based on?” Xaldin questioned.
“I believe I’ll be able to show you exactly where the evidence is from in a direct confrontation with the culprit.” Madi replied.
“A direct confrontation…?” Xaldin continued to question.
“Therefore, I request that the investigation take place in the heart of the spamzone.”

***​

Vivi closed his desk drawer, and accomplished looked beaming on his face. “That was easier than I thought it would be.”
Remmis looked at him with a touch of amusement in her eyes. “Huh? Does that mean you managed to hide the notebook?”
“Yup,” Vivi replied “It’s right here in this drawer.”
“But it doesn’t appear to be particularly well-hidden…” Remmis stated “You left the key in the lock!” She exclaimed, her eyes fixed on the silver key hanging from the lock of the drawer.
“Of course,” Vivi said, as if what Remmis had said meant nothing. “I intentionally left the key in the most obvious place.” He pulled open the drawer, revealing a brown book with the word ‘Diary’ imprinted on it.
Remmis tilted her head in confusion. “Isn’t that just a regular diary?”
“Yep. I figure once most people read the diary, it’ll probably satisfy their curiosity.” Vivi replied. “But, the real key… is this.” He said, grabbing a pen out of a jar on his desk. “Just an everyday item you’d expect to find on my desk, a regular ball-point pen.” He untwisted the point, and pulled out the ink cartridge “And all I need is this.”
“So THAT’S the key?” Remmis asked.
“Yes,” Vivi replied “Under this drawer there’s a tiny whole that you wouldn’t notice unless you were specifically looking for it. Then you just insert this…” he said, pushing the ink cartridge into the hole, raising another layer of the drawer.
“Ah,” Remmis realized “A false bottom… with the diary as a decoy, I doubt anyone would actually find the notebook.”
“That’s not all.” Vivi added. “Even if they find out the drawer has a fake bottom, there’s another trick hidden beneath it. When I close the bottom, this piece of rubber here falls between two metal pieces. It replaces the ink cartridge as an insulator, and the electrical current stays interrupted. If someone were to force the bottom open, the circuit would connect and ignite the gasoline in this thin plastic casing, instantly setting the notebook on fire, destroying all evidence.” He paused to breathe “if I’m ever questioned, I can just tell them I was hiding the real diary in the fake bottom. It’s the most human of reasons… after all, it is my diary.”
“I’ve heard of B& notes coming into this part of the forum before, and typically the biggest problem members have is trying to hide it.” Remmis said, amazed. “But you, Vivi… you’re the first to have gone this far.” She turned her head towards the drawer. “Though it’s a pretty risky setup… if you make even the slightest mistake you could be badly burned.”
“Risky?” Vivi asked “You say the strangest things sometimes, Remmis. This whole thing has been a risk from the moment I picked up the B& Note. Compared to that, this is hardly a risk. In fact, it actually protects me.” He put his hands behind his head and layed back in his chair. “It all depends on what I’d rather deal with, getting banned and erased for all eternity from here, or dealing with a little house fire.”

***​

This is unbelievable, useless members are dropping like flies!
It’s a little scary, but at the same time, it’s kinda cool.
Now it’s as if we can’t do anything wrong anymore!
It’s gotta be the staff, right?
No way, they can’t pull off something like that. Don’t you know about him?
Know about whom?
Shika! You know, Shika…?
I wonder who’ll be banned next…!

“Take a look at this, Remmis.”
Vivi sat at his desk once again, Remmis sat idly behind him. The pale light of his computer shined on his face as he brought up a website other than KHV.
“People are already putting up websites.”
Remmis read the words on the screen. “’The Legend of Shika the Savior’… is this about you?”
“Yeah, it looks like they’ve already given me a nickname.” Vivi said, slightly amused. “All you have to do is search the word ‘Shika’ and you’ll get pages of results. The staff hasn’t picked up on it yet; they’re still referring to it as a serious of unexplained banning. But people on the forum are already feeling it… they know there’s someone out there passing righteous judgement.”
“Ah…” Remmis trailed off.
“This is what KHV members are like, Remmis,” Vivi began “For instance, say in a thread, we have a discussion and talk about whether members who just overall phail deserve to be banned. Well, you can bet that you’d get the same answer from everyone:
‘It’s just wrong to ban for no reason.’
And that’s the correct response. The members of KHV have to maintain an appearance for the staff members, that’s just how we are. But on other sites, where you can remain anonymous… support for Shika is growing. Those who are made of win are cheering Shika on in their hearts, while those who fail epically are forced to fun from an enemy they can’t ever see.” He smiled “This is how it should be. Everything is going just as planned.”

Vivi directed his attention toward the TV as he heard a news report beginning.
“We’d like to apologize for the interruption. As of now we are bringing you a live global report from the staff section.”
The screen suddenly changed to and image of a member who many were familiar with.
“i ttly hed all th staf in tis forum!!!!!!!” she said “my names kairi namine but most people call me madi so hi!!!!!!”
“What the fu…”
“VIVI, YOU KNOW THE FORUM IS ONLY PG RATED!” Remmis cut him off.
“so thers this guy namd sheeka whoz making all thes members go awy an I think its stupid!!!” Kairi Namine said. “im gonna find u!! then u wil regret all of this! U ttly phail an u r mean!!!”
Vivi tilted his head downward. “You think… I phail?” he said, softly. “I am WIN! I protect the forum and destroy phail! I am the one who will be the admin of this forum who everyone desires! All those who would oppose me… they are the ones who truly phail! I guess you were just too stupid, Madi…” he pulled out the B& Note and wrote down the name ‘Kairi Namine’ and smiled evilly at the screen. “No one in the world can save you now… the whole forum is watching… Madi…”
The seconds on the clock slowly ticked down. 5… 4… 3… 2…
And just like that, Kairi Namine started to fade, pixel by pixel; she vanished forever from the site, the only thing left being large, grey lettering in her place.
Banned for spamming in spamzone.
Vivi stayed still for a moment. A smile slowly crept onto his face. He began to laugh in cold blood at the feat he had just accomplished. “What’s the matter?!” he said as the screen flashed off to a technical difficulties image. “You haven’t got anything else to say?!”
Suddenly, the image of a paw print flashed on the screen. Vivi flinched slightly as this happened, his expression tensing up as the image unexpectedly appeared.
“I… I had to test it just to see if it was real but… it looks like it’s true!” The modified voice of Madi said. “Shika… it seems you can ban people without actually being present! I couldn’t believe it until I saw it with my own eyes… Listen to me, Shika. If you really did just ban Kairi Namine, the member you just saw on TV, I’ll have you know that she was a complete idiot and multiple offense spammer who was set to be banned sometime today. That was not me.”
Vivi’s eyes widened. “What…?”
“We made no reports of him in the staff section, and never discussed him outside of PMs. It appears even you had no idea who he was.” Madi challenged.
Remmis cackled and looked at Vivi. “He got you there.”
“However,” Vivi heard her say “Madi is real. I DO exist. Now… Try to ban me!”
Vivi watched in horror as Madi taunted him with what power he lacked. Madi continued to shout. Vivi watched, the staff watched, the members of the forum all watched as the message was broadcast. Everyone exchanged murmurs and glances. The staff members questioned Madi’s confrontational methods, and the other members watching on in horror cheered Shika onward.
“Well, Shika…” Madi began “It appears you can’t ban me. You’ve given me a useful hint…! Now it’s my turn to give you some information in return. Although we announced this as a global broadcast being shown all around the forum, the truth is we’re only broadcasting it in the upper region of the spamzone. I planned to broadcast it around the entire forum until I found you, but that’s no longer necessary.”
Remmis cackled once again. “This Madi chick is pretty damn good.”
“And,” Madi added “Although the staff made no note of this, you’re first victim was indeed Boris, who brought hundreds of trolls to the site the other day. His crimes, compared to a lot of what’s happening on the forum now, are not nearly as bad as those you have been banning for. Moreover, the case was only broadcast in the Spamzone—nowhere else.” She paused “I used that information to deduce this much: You are in the Spamzone, and your first victim was no more than an experiment, which means you haven’t been banning for long.”
Vivi’s eyes grew wider and wider as Madi spoke. “We broadcast this in the Spamzone because it is indeed the most populated board on the forum. However, that you appeared to be there was just pure luck. I didn’t expect everything to go so according to plan, but… it appears it won’t be long before I have you banned.” Madi paused yet again, and laughed softly.
“Madi has... certainly lived up to her reputation!” GX said as he watched the broadcast from headquarters.
“Yes,” Xaldin agreed. “She proved that Shika exists, that he is in the Spamzone, and that he can ban from afar.”
“Shika,” Madi addressed, “It would interest me greatly to know how you carry out this Bannage, but that’s something I’ll find out after I catch you. Until we meet again, Shika.”
The screen flashed off, leaving only static, and a confused and humiliated Vivi standing, puzzled beyond all belief. “She says… she’ll get me banned?” he ran his fingers through his hair, and laughed. “I accept your challenge, Madi!”
Remmis gazed blankly at Vivi. Each of them have to battle each other without knowing the others name or face… and the first one who is found out will die. She smiled. Staffies really are… so much fun!
“Madi…” Vivi said
“Shika.” Madi said aloud from her room.
The two were miles apart, but their words were completely in synch.
I will hunt you down wherever you’re hiding and I will eliminate you!
I am…
I am…

Epic win!

 

this fanfic is epic win XDD
good work :3

 

Ya it is really good writing.

 

:3
EPIC WINZ!​

 

Thanks ;D I'll try mah best!

<333 You don't know how much that means coming from you~

HELLZ YES

-glomps the Spammigami-​

 

So epic!

Wait if Vivi has the note....oh sanp I'm a goner

 

Lol... I may hve you and KK make some random cameos xD You guys could be like Aiber and Wedy... or something.​

 

I dont care as long as dont die/get banned I'm good

 

ohh~
cool >w>

 

wow.. just wow...

 

Imma beat joo'

 

In your dreams, 'Shika'

 

ha I loved that

 

Only in my dreams would my job be easier, but in reality it's a much more difficult challange, which I gladly accept, I will defeat you Madi, for I am Shika!

 

And I will gladly fight back, for I am no coward who merely bans for their own amusement like you!
I will defeat you~!

...I have no idea where we're going with this xD Light!Vivi pwnz.​

 

Can I help?
I'll give you the eyez or something...
:3
FOR I AM REMMIS, TEH SPAMMAGAMI~​

 

This fic is awesome. Hell, I ventured out of the safety of the Code Vault to read it.

Keep it up. XDDD

 

Oh, I'm sure you'll find that the eyes are very different in this story.

IN TEH NEXT CHAPTER! Muhahahahaha etc.​

 

Vivi~
IMA EAT J00!!!
>D
SO GIVE MEH APPLEZ!​

 

Kill the infidel!

and no RRMS, I do not need the eyes, I will prevail.