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But this time it's just the Critical Lens essay. As well as two short paragraphs. And 25 multiple choice. That's all.
Yeah i took this test and i got a score of over 9000. Shortly after, the teacher told me to take an IQ test and apparently, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lltHMlOoZi0
