We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons" where :) means a smile and :( means a frown. Well, here are some "ass-cons". (_!_) a regular ass (___!___) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_._) a flat ass (_^_) a bubble ass (_*_) a sore ass *{_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_0_) an ass that's been more around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a sleepy ass (_o^o_) a wise ass (_13_) an unlucky ass (_?_) dumbass
