Ask Sora: Another Keyblade Spirit Original

NEW CHAPTER!!!!! XDDD

Ask Sora: Episode 3
Last time, on Ask Sora
Kairi: Sora, I think I'm pregnant, and Riku's the father.
Terra: No, it is not you. You are not the one that I have chosen. The one that I have chosen has cookies. Do you have cookies?
Sora: No.
Terra: Xe-ha-nort. Is that you?
Sora: No.
Terra: You never shared your cookies. You always claimed that you didn't have any. Xeha-nort. XEHANORT!*Takes his battle stance*
Sora: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT XEHANORT!*Takes his battle stance.
Kairi: Sora, I think I'm pregnant, and Xigbar's the father.
Saix: Xemnas! Don't leave me!
Xemans: I'm sorry Saix, it's just not working out between us.
Saix: But I love you!
Kairi: Sora, I think I I'm pregnant, and Marluxia's-
Sora: No flaming way!
Sephiroth: THE GIANT FLAMING TEDDY BEARS ARE COMING!
Riku: Sora, I think I'm prenant, and you're the father!
And now the thrilling conclusion...Wait, did any of that actually happen?
*Opening Theme*
Marcus: This show is brought to you by the letter "M" for muffins. MUST KIIILL! MWAHAHAHAHAAA...!
Sora: Erm, thank you Marcus. Today we are going to add a new segment to our webcast- I mean legit cable television show.
#Meanwhile, thousands of miles away#
*Police are talking at the station*
Steve: Hey, didja hear that Bob? About this Ask Sora show being a webcast?
Bob: Eh, it's probably just a joke.
Steve: Yeah, you're right.
#Back at the studio#
Sora: It's called,
*Drums roll*
Sora(Louder): I said it's called,
*Drums roll even louder*
Sora(Loudest): STOP THAT!
Drummer: Kay.
Sora: Anyway, it's called, Ask an Emo!
*Generic clapping*
Sora: Today's guest calls himself Ben. So, Ben, what is it like to be a emo?
Ben: Whatever. *Leaves*
Sora: And that's Ask an Emo!
*Cricket chirps*
Sora: If you don't clap, you'll each get a face full of Key.
*Cheering, clapping, and yells for encores*
Sora: That's more like it. Now it's time for the main part. *Goes to the computer* Okay, our first question reads:

Sora: Ya know? I really have no idea myself.
???: I CAN ANSWER THAT!
Sora: Who are you?
???: Who.
Sora: You. What's your name?
???: No, it's Who.
Sora: Seriously, just tell me your name!
???: MY NAME IS WHO!!
Sora: Oooh. :stupid:
Who: So, anyway, your hair defies gravity because Nomura wants it to.
Sora: Why does he want it to?
Who: Because he does.
Sora: Why?
Who: He has his reasons.
Sora: Oh, ok.
*Who portals away*
Sora: Next question.

Sora: To ban Redsonic.
*Redsonic portals in*
Redsonic: I have found the-
Riku: YOU DID NOT FIND MY CODE!
Redsonic: Yes I di-
Mish: BANNED!
Erkz: I H4Z TEH L33T H4CKZ0R SK1LLZ!
*Later, the next week*
Marcus: Ask Sora is filmed in front of a dead studio audience.
Sora: Uuuh yeah. In today's episode, we'll be exploring the properties of Nobodies, starting with-
Sound Effect Man: BOOM!*Claps erasers while running around the stage*
*When the smoke clears, Org. XIII is standing on the stage.*
Xemnas: We are here to ask you questions!
Sora: Okay. Ask them.
Axel: Why is my hair so red?
Sora: You are Reno's Nobody.
Larxene: How do I stop hallucinating?
Sora: Stop doing drugs.
(Larxenovision)
Sora(In purple cow form): Stop doing drugs.
(Normalavision)
Xemnas: Why do I hear the voices telling me to get a life?
Sora: Because you do need to get a life.
Xemnas: There they are again! AAAH!
Lexaus: What is my power level?
Sora: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Vexen: Why am I such a pervert?
Sora: You had no friends when you were whole.
Marluxia: I LIKE PRETTY FLOWERS!
Sora: Yes you do.
Zexion: What is the reason to live if we are all going to die anyway?
Sora: To not be emo.
Zexion: *Suddenly perks up* Life is wonderful happy sunshine rainbows!
Xaldin: What is my purpose?
Sora: You don't have a purpose, because you don't exist.
Saix: Why do I go berserk?
Sora: You have anger issues.
Saix: I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES! HAH HAH! BEEEE GOOOONE!
Xigbar: How did I get this eyepatch?
Sora: Your other stabbed himself in the eye for no reason.
Demyx: How do I cure my wimpieness?
Larxene: Ha! Yeah right!
Sora: You have to get a courage gland transplant from a blood relative. Because you are a Nobody, this is impossible.
Larxene: HA! YOU OWE ME 100 MUNNY!
Demyx: You do know that that's only worth like two dollars, right?
Luxord: Why are my freaking weapons cards?!
Sora: Because you love gamble.
Xemnas: Thank you for answering our questions.
Sora: Wait! Where's Roxas?
Axel: Trying to steal your life.
Sora: Well, gotta go. See ya!
*Ending theme*

 

I wish this would stop being necro-bumped, i prefer dead threads to stay dead.

 

Did you even read the chapter?