Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because they are drawn on

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because water is awesome.

why does the cell phone company want me to give them money?

 

because you ate ice

why do I love pizza?

 

Cause of the peperoni!

Why is the toaster on

 

Because the organization plugged it in.

Why is the sun bright?

 

because the heartless don't live on it

why do I love KH

 

Because you apparently can't love proper grammar.
Why does life suck and then you die?

 

because you went there.

Why are we on KHV?

 

Because we are board.

Why do I like apples?

 

27

who is the doctor?

 

The magical elf that lives under your house.

Why am I feeling overyl cynical and evil tonight?

 

You have some serious PMS.


Why is my finger black?

 

because the price of tea in china is 2 cents higher than it should be.

how much is that doggie in the window?

 

Depends. How much you got?

Why do people annoy others?

 

Because little brothers came into existence.

Why is the earth round?

 

Because I stomped it into a sphere.

Why do I exist?

 

because you have relatives.

why don't i have a water buffalo?

 

Because you can't see the back of your head where it's hiding.

Why aren't I invisible?

 

Cuz I ate you.

Why?

 

because.

what is 2 + 2?