Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because they wanna freeze human.

Why are summer season hot?

 

cuz winter is cold

why do we live

 

is so that we can eat cookies.


Why are hamsters cute?

 

Because if they were ugly,they would all explode

Why do squirrels eat quarters?

 

Because quarters dont eat squirrels.

Why are cats named cats and dogs named dogs?

 

Becouse cats want to be cats.

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because the sky cannot be green.

Why cant fish breathe when they are on the ground?

 

Because they are strange

Why do donuts have holes In the middle of them?

 

Its for them to breathe. :P

Why are breathing important?

 

Because we have nothing better to do

Why fish eat fish?

 

BECAUSE FISH IS YUMMY. DUH.

Walt Disney, hot or not?

 

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where does milk come from

 

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When and how will I die?

 

You will die of boredom right now.

 

Why do I smell burning upstairs even though I'm not cooking?

 

A hobo is having a BBQ in your bathtub.


Why are my feet cold?

 

Because you're in a meat locker about to be cooked in a deep fryer.

Why do we have wars?

 

Because you start them.

Why am I always hungry?

 

because alice eats the stuff out of your stomach.

Why do cows have spots?

 

Because they get tattoos.


Why does my computer feel smooth?