Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

you have to dye your nose hairs green

How do you make a sunflower seed work?

 

By putting them into the the toilet bowl and flush it.

how do we rear ducks?

 

turn it into a churro

Am I a part of this complete breakfast?

 

Yes, complete with milk.

Why did I choose my first username?

 

because ignorance is bliss

Why do pineapples not grow on lamp shades?

 

Because then we won't have any light.

Why did a transparent-golden-long-legged-ant thing crawl up my cheek today? Which is very true, btw.

 

Because your face has some sugar on it.

Why do cockroaches keep on coming to my toilet yesterday (its true)

 

Because it was nutritious and delicious.

Why are computers called computers?

 

because flamingos eat them

if flamingos are pink from shrimp how are shrimp pink?

 

God mocks them.

Why do we poop chocolate?

 

Because we cannot poop blue. XD
You make me dont wanna have dinner. -_-

Why are cockroaches dirty?

 

Because they can get mates while bieng dirty if ya know what I mean.

Why does Wal-Mart have Wal?

 

Because if it was Wall-Mart they would be selling carpets.

Why is Target called Target?

 

It was chosen by the gods to become something greater

Boris?

 

Some dude who did bad thing. XD

Why do people say Hello/goodbye?

 

you gotta wig out

When does 3+3=8?

 

When 3+4=9

Did I spell arkipelaggo wrong? XD

 

you have to memorize the Freebird slide solo.

is the glass 1/2 empty of 9/8 full?

 

Deffinitely (sp? And I say I'm half grammar-police XD) 3/4s.

Smacked or spanked?

 

boxers

do you know how to buy a stairway to heaven?