Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

We enjoy carrots.

Why don't pigs fly?

 

because orange is cool

what colour are my underwere

 

Pudding is the color of your underwear...

Why does Kingdom Hearts taste like sawdust when eaten?

 

Because its has no sugar or salt.

Why do we study to become clever?

 

We want to rule the world (that was a bit logical, wasn't it? ^^; ).

Why do cars spin around in circles?

 

because she said so


why are u such a prick?

 

Because you ate my brownies.

Who took your socks?

 

a dolphin
what is the square root of 785411575

 

Try later.

Why do ceiling fans spin?

 

so its eaiser to get dizzy
why is the rum always gone

 

Because the rum hates your bowels.

... Why do some shoes have laces?

 

So you can trip on them.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

 

because chickens contaminate everything

why the color blue called blue?

 

Because it rymes with clues.

If it is over nine thousand how is it under ten thousand?

 

its 9001
why am i up this late

 

Because you drank coffee.

What is the biggest planet?

 

your mom is

Why do people think OJ Simpson was guilty?

 

Because they eat too much drugs.

Is drugs good? Why?

 

only if you overuse

How do I sniff leg?

 

By the putting your leg to you mouth and bite it.

Why do we post in here?