Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because you spelt cereal wrong.

Why aren't we allowed to go into space without helmets?

 

Because if not we'll get attack by aliens.

Why do you like typing?

 

Its turns me on...

Why is the grass blue?

 

Because the sea is green. XD

Why do we human like animals?

 

Because the word rhymes with fanimals.

Why do people ask all these stupid question to get stupid answers?

 

Because we are random.

Why cant we stay up late.

 

Because Woody Woodpecker is my favorite cartoon character...

Why do Dogs meow?

 

Because horses moo.

Why did we post in here?

 

Because my TV is broken...

Why am I always changing my avatar everytime I log on?

 

Because Arc killed your computer.

Why am I premium?

 

Your computer hates your taste (jk).

Why do I wear bright clothing?

 

because i have no brain

Why is my computer slow?

 

You didn't feed the hamster!

Do you know the way to San Hosé?

 

Over the River and through the forest all the way to Grandma's house

Why isn't there moar Desu~

 

Because my feet are purple

Why am I such a freak?

 

Because i'm not premium :cryinganime:
Why am i not premium ?

 

Because you are not premium...

Why is Woody so psychotic in my signature?

 

cause i pick my nose

why do i picke me nose

 

Because you lost a dollar up there

Why do we eat toast?

 

because life is better burnt

why do people enjoy walking around orange?