Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Neither! It's me! :D lol Just kidding. xD

Why am I always smiling so much?

 

Since you like to smile.

Why doesn't animals speak?

 

They don't feel like it.

Why is the water slippery?

 

because you eat cars

why does bacon taste so good

 

cuz i like demyx

why do i like demyx?

 

coz Demyx has a mullet!

How did Saix get his scar?

 

accident with a can opener.....

Why am I hungry?

 

Your dog pulled off your nose.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

 

3 cups of sugar.

How does chocolate taste like if its without milk and sugar?

 

none, the moon is sugar free.

Why do I hate the mondays?

 

You don't it's all in your head. somewhat.

How many people do you know that can fly?

 

"It is unadulterated chocolate: the pure, ground, roasted chocolate beans impart a strong, deep chocolate flavour". Also known as unsweetened chocolate.

 

347 (even though I only know like 100 people)

Why is fire hot?

 

The same reason Bob Hope was or wasn't cool

Do you hate me for this. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Furby.JPG

 

AHH!! EVIL FURBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is water wet?

 

Your mom

y u so stupd?

 

I'm not stupid, you must be confusing me with my cousin.

How many brain cells does my cousin have?

 

That is meteorologicaly impossible to solve

Am I smiling or frowning right now?

 

niether..................