Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Cuz I haven't eaten it. Yet. :3

Why am I so weird?

 

Because of the genious of my rug.

When is the best time to catch a swimming torch?

 

when the ducks stop raining.

Why do we have pie?

 

So we can make duck pies

why are we 70% water?

 

So If Lightning strikes God gets more lawlz!

Why does everyone come to me for help?

 

because you have stupid answers

why do I need to sleep?

 

Because if you don't the FBI will track you down and make you watch Barney.

Why does soda pop have bubbles?

 

So when we throw up it turns all fizzy

Why am I obsessed by throw up?

 

Because if you didn't, it would be the end of the Nintendo Mario series as we know it! DDD:

Why do poeple forget about the Value of Sofas?

 

because there is now value of sofas

Why do dogs not meow?

 

Because then they wouldn't be cool enough to be in rap songs

Why do all the girls want me?

 

they don't all the old men want you

Why do you like eggs?

 

I don't.

Why am I so awesome?

 

who says you arn't...NOT

Why is there an apostraphe

 

Because my dog won't get off my lap.

Why are camels sexy?

 

Because you're already taken by a blender.

Who left this golden star sticker on my lamp?

 

Your pet heartless fluffy.

Why are cds round?

 

Because the clouds are made of mayonaise!

How do you spell "absolute?"

 

by hovering over the Titain's stadium and balancing 7 baseballs on your nose while reciting hamlet backwards

Why do we breath in AND out?

 

Because we can't breath out and in.

Why does your base now belong to us?