Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Not until I see that you've actually planted that cucumber tree for the talent show.

What kind of animal walks on four legs all the time?

 

Teletubbies.

Can I open the door, get on the floor, and walk the dinosaur?

 

Noooooo, I HATE the Teletubbies!!

Anyway, you can only do that if you apply for a Beanie Baby license.

Now, where can I find an organically grown DVD player that gives me all the answers to the biggest questions in life?

 

In your tummy.

Why am I not sleepy but active?

 

You ate some beans...

Why are bee's yellow & black?

 

Because they got stuck on top of a toaster and got burnt- originally they were all yellow.

Why do I think of silly things?

 

Becaue you are the smartest person here.

Why does water have no colour?

 

Because I ate it, with various other things. :3

Why do I seem caniballistic?

 

Because you told us that you ate many things.

Is this a stupid question?

 

Depends on your definition of stupid.

Pie?

 

I don't like Pie, I'm a cake girl.

Why at would the world look like if you were blind?

 

A dark and never ending abyss.

Why do I have headphones on but there's no music playing?

 

Because your coffee mugs possessed them.

Who wants to help me find that one map to Naboo?

 

My pet Llama does.

Why is Paris Hilton so smart?

 

Because the pot in her system tells her all the daily answers.


Why doesn't a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

Because Woody Woodpecker eats woodchucks

Why is Tex Avery so awesome?

 

Because Barbie was burned at the stake.

How do you play a board game with a liger?

 

You cheat.

End this game now.

[Edit: End this game now...?]

 

make me

Why is water blue?

 

Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do humans have hair?