Apt kh-vids 2

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  1. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Part 1

    When last we left the group, Fox had just been informed that there was a murderer in her house. Normally people would have freaked under these situations but Fox seemed to handle the situation quite well.

    Sara: So Fox, you seemed to handle things well?

    Fox: If I panic, then my guests will panic. And I really do not want a riot under my roof. Are we clear?

    Sara: *Blinks*And why aren't you staff yet?

    Fox: *Shrugs* You tell me.

    The conversation is interrupted by Vivi and Kitty fighting over the Wii.

    Vivi: You've been on it for near an hour, woman!

    Kitty: No one will come between me and my love.

    Vivi: Your love is an elf boy in a video game with a girlfriend. And he also turns into a wolf.

    Kitty: Darn that hussy Zelda.

    At that moment, in the drive up to the house, another car is pulled up. Out comes *Sora*, Cin, Darky, and Xaldin.

    Darky: Thanks for making us late, Cin.

    Cin: How many times does Count Chocula appear at a grocery store?

    *Sora*: Cin, that was a cardboard cutout.

    Xaldin: Forget that. I've never seen pizzas so small. And those doors that open by themselves. It's like they know you're coming.

    Darky: Riiiiight. I wonder if the party's started yet. I don't know much about Fox but she seems like a decent enough member. Cute with some brains to her. Good enough for me.

    The four approach the house and knock four times using the heavy brass knocker.

    *Sora*: Anyone else reminded of a bad horror movie here?

    The door opens to Fox herself.

    Fox: Glad you could make it. There should still be a few more stragglers but that is to be expected. Come in, come in. There's horderves and punch if you're hungry.

    She steps back from the door to allow the four in before she goes back to mingle amongst the others.

    Forsaken: So you guys missed the excitement?

    *Sora*: Yeah we would have been here but Cin insisted on a side trip.

    Cin: It was Count Chocula man!

    Forsaken: ... Anyway, Angel's body was found upstairs with its head missing. Fox might be harboring an insane killer under her roof.

    SA: Don't make up things, Forsaken. We don't know if she's harboring anyone yet.

    Forsaken: Yet being the key word.

    SA: You've known Fox as long as the rest of us, Forsaken. Does she seem like the type to harbor insane killers?

    Forsaken: Is this a rhetorical question?

    SA: Well...we can't exactly accuse her without evidence.

    Just then a horrified scream comes from the kitchen. Fox and a few others run in. Finding DA up on the center island.

    Fox: Goddamnit, DA, I didn't know you could scream so girly.

    SJ: I wish I had that recorded. What caused it?

    DA points to what looks like a large chest freezer. Fox evidently hated going to grocery stores more than she needed to. Vivi approaches the freezer and lifts up the lid.

    Vivi: It's a body with its head missing.

    Fox approaches as well attempting to maneuver the frozen corpse to look for identification.

    SJ: It looks like...ipraise. No wait...it is Ipraise the shirt gives it away. Who else would wear a shirt that says: 'God is always right.'?

    Fox: Oh dear, all these bodies of members showing up on this night of all nights. Tarnishes the spirit of the evening. And Ipraise was such a good member to debate with.

    Fox then relays another message in German to have the body taken care of.

    Vivi: Where are you sending these bodies?

    Fox: To the police of course. Perhaps we'll be able to figure out how they died and probably who killed them.

    SJ: Why the German?

    Fox: *Shrugs*How they know it's me without me having to actually tell them my name. Now then, dinner shall be served in two hours time. Hopefully nothing else goes wrong before then. Someone get DA off the counter?

    Vivi and SJ sort of pull the protesting DA off the counter and drag him out of the kitchen with Fox close behind.

    GX: What was the scream for?

    SJ: DA found another body in the kitchen. It was Ipraise this time. You know I never liked him. Always posting his nonsense Catholic gibberish about how fossils were hoaxes and God created everything in 6 days time. You know those damn Christians and their beliefs.

    And the rant continued for a good ten minutes after that before SJ was through.

    SJ: Ah, that feels better.

    Sara, SA, and Kitty were sitting in one area letting Forsaken have the Wii for awhile.

    Sara: Well this clears Fox of any suspicions right, SA?

    Kitty: Right. She was out here when the body was found.

    SA: True. But the body was frozen. It could have been killed weeks ago or last night. And we know how Fox felt about Ipraise.

    Sara: True. But I don't think she would have killed him. There's a line between hating and killing out of hate. I don't see Fox as crossing that line.

    Kitty: I heard a story once about a wee lad. His father abused him, every single day and the mother indulged the lad, spoiled him rotten. The lad loved his mother hated his father. When the mother died suddenly, the lad didn't cry, not one tear. But when the father died, the wee lad was inconsolable couldn't be comforted by anyone.

    SA: And the point is?

    Kitty: Point being Fox wouldn't remove what she hates. She wouldn't have reason to be otherwise.

    SA: That's a...good point.

    Kitty: I'm not all swords and elf boys in tights you know. I have my moments.

    Sara: I think we should get Fox's help into investigating what is going on here. I'll propose it to her at dinner tonight.

    End Part 2
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    That was awesome! I like your style!

    Why am i seen as this crazy elf boy lover? *hides Link plushie*
     
  3. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I wonder who will die next >>
     
  4. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    I wonder if the heads are meant to be trophies... o.o

    Cin... X3 Wow.. I have no words.
     
  5. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I love how calm I am when i discover a decapitated body.

    It'll be you now for saying that xD
     
  6. Rosey Chaser

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    Lol I can see DA screaming like a girl X3
     
  7. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I'm not sure if I'll have part 3 up tomorrow.

    I'm having people over and I need to do a bit of homework.

    We'll see how ambitious I am.
     
  8. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    lol, it's true I had known you for a while now xD
     
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