Anybody willing to help me with my English coursework?

I have to do a transcription of a recorded piece of speech and I was hoping to do an interview. So does anybody want to be interviewed by me or can you PLEASE submit questions for the interview.
The interview is going to be about whomever gets interviewed (I have this feeling it may be KS) as if they were famous for writing a movie or something. Just something everyday that they do and blowing it up so now they're famous.

For example if it were me being interviewed, a good question may be "Why is your comic character named Jake?"
To which the answer would be: "Because Jake is awesome."

 

"What led you to include the controversial decapitation scene of the homosexual lovers in Act 3, line 18, and how do you respond to your critics?"

 

Do I have to make up a play for that? xD

 

Ooh! I volunteer!
*Actually reads the post*
Are you psychic?

 

.Maybe a little, when it comes to you/

 

"Who killed Colonel Mustard?"

 

Want to help me with my Statistics test?
it's due tomorrow
which is the first day of class.

 

I can think of many questions, but I don't think they'll help you here.

 

It's an informal interview so it's more like a really bad chat show. As long as the transcription is good I doubt Rydian (srsly, that is my teacher's name O_O) cares.

 

Hmm...

"Marmite. Do you love it or hate it?"

"What are your views on the economic state of Greece at the moment, what do you think caused such a disaster?"

"What's your favourite ice cream flavour?"

"What do you do in the bath?"

"What springs to mind when I say the word pat?"

"If you walk into a bar and there are people dancing and people drinking where would you go?"

"What do you think goes well with Pepsi?"

"If you had children and they asked you where babies come from, how would you reply?"

"Do you find farts funny?" :3

"Would you rather be studying or partying or both?"

I think I'll stop there before I break the law of PG-13...