Another kh-vids marriage? Bloody hell.

So, like, i was hyper last night, just a wee bit, and things happened. So Rosey wanted to see a marriage, but, they're like...banned! So i had to use my imagination, but it's a wee bit off at the moment. Away with the fairies n' all.

So...there you go.



Rosey - Sammy, I love your long blond hair, it’s so soft. *brushes Sammy’s hair*

Sammy - Thanks!

CtR - Sammy, I know you might have the jitters…

Sammy - I don’t.

Rosey - What!? You must be even a little bit nervous.

Sammy - Really, I’m not.

CtR - Well, I remember when Rosey was getting married, She couldn’t stop shaking! It was so cute.

Rosey - That’s because I was being blackmailed into a marriage by a guy I despise, who stole my Christmas card…with a dollar inside!! And, aren’t I always cute to you?

Sammy - What happened afterwards anyway?

CtR - Don’t you remember? There was this grand battle against the Hussy side. Thousands of lives were lost and it cost the site a fortune to buy Phoenix Down to revive everyone. The store actually ran out of Phoenix Down and we had to buy some off of Ebay *coughfromSingaporecough*. Some of the members never fully recovered.

Sammy - Like who?

Rosey - GX *sighs*

Sammy - That explains a lot.

CtR - There, almost done. *zips up the back of Sammy’s dress*

Rosey/CtR - AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Sammy - *blushes*


*In the spam zone*

Congregation - gossip gossip, mumble mumble…

DA - BANNED! Haha, just like our staff meetings. *sips on alcohol*

Misty - This is a wedding for pete sake! *takes alcohol*

DA - Hey! That was a gift from Monkey himself!

Misty - When did you and Monkey become bum chums? *drinks alcohol*

DA - That night after our candle lit dinner together. We’ve been tight ever since.

Misty - Ok…*drank the rest of his alcohol*



LF - *holding onto Forsakens leash, petting his head* I thought Sara would ban anyone that held marriages on the forum. Why is this allowed?

Split - How the **** should I know? I don’t give a rat’s *** what she says!

Rat - I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY ***! *runs into bathroom weeping*

Darky - I heard Mish sorted it out.


*The week before*

Mish - Sara, lick my vaj!

Sara - No…

Mish - Your loss. *takes out duct tape*

*Back to the present time*


Darky - She hasn’t been seen since. *blows bubbles*

Trigger - Dude! I want bubbles!

Darky - There’s no such thing as bubbles for emo’s.

Trigger - Unless they’re black! I shall create the very first Emo Bubbles! *fly’s to laboratory*

Forsaken - Emo’s are so hot!

LF - *smacks Forsaken* I didn’t torture you for hours to say emo’s are hot.

Forsaken - *pulls back on leash* Right, right. Nazi’s are hot! When I look at LF I have to wear sunglasses. *puts on sunglasses*

LF - Much better!

Forsaken - Hey! What about Vivi? I don’t see him getting down on all fours for you.

Cin - No, he’ll be getting down on all four for Sammy! *raises hand, waiting for a high five*

GX - Nice one bro! *high fives*

Cin - *washes hands*

LF - He’s getting married…

Forsaken - That’s just an excuse. *gets slapped*



*CtR comes running through towards Vivi at the alter*

Vivi - Is she almost ready?

CtR - yeah…*pants*

Vivi - No matter how much time you give them, women are always late.

Male population - HERE HERE!

Women population - *removes make-up*

Male population - ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT BACK ON!

CtR - Awwwww, Snookums, I’m so proud of you. *ready’s for a hug*

Vivi - Oh ok. Just a small one. *ready’s for hug*

CtR - OMG! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMNET IN MY LIFE!

Vivi - *trips CtR* Hah! You’ll never get a hug from me! *walks over her*

CtR - *clutches hands* I will get a hug from you yet…



*Music starts playing*


Monkey - Oh, am I late DA honey?

Misty - Monkey, when did you turn into a monkey? *hiccup*

Monkey - I’ve always been a monkey…

DA - No, it’s ok dearie. Here, sit on my lap. *puts his arms around Monkey*


RvR - *smacks noobs head* People, quiet please, quiet please. This is a wedding, not a porn showing. Please be silent.

Libre - Then why the hell am I in here? *walks out*

HB - Who is the priest? It’s not Xaldin, is it?

SJ - Xaldin…won’t be here anymore…


*two days ago*

Xaldin - E-electric pylon…I wonder what it does. *touches*

*present*


SJ - He was later served in KFC. Some noob bought him.

Madi - *barfs* That was me! He was tasty though.

HB - So who is it?

Kairi namine - Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HB - Oh please, no…

Kairi namine - hey lets go to the animal family u can be what ever animal u want and just hang out i will see u there!

RvR - This is a wedding!

Kairi namine - ooc: CAN I JOIN???

RvR - WHY IS SHE THE PREIST?!

Orange - Spike was meant to be the original replacement for Xaldin, but he got lost at sea when he tried to wed two gay guys.

Kairi Namine - What are you talking about?


*Sammy walked down the isle in her long white wedding dress while Rosey and CtR followed close behind holding flowers. They made it up to the alter, and Sammy and Vivi stood side by side*


Kairi namine - We are gather here today to witness the marriage of this lovely couple…

Congregation - WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!

Kairi namine - *explodes*

RvR - Hmmm…as I thought. That one sentence was too much for her tiny brain and she exploded.

Sammy - Well, who’ll do our wedding?

Congregation - *silence*

Mysterious voice - there shall be no wedding. CHYA!


*Girly, Mish and Lithy come riding in on their Gay sex slaves and pick up Sammy and Vivi*


Girly - We’ll decide if he is worthy of marrying a Sistah.


*The girls ride off and leave the congregation bewildered.*


Rosey - What…THE…TOAST!

Orange - What do we do now?

GX - Me and could slip into the toilet and have a game of-

Orange - rat is in there crying. I think I’ll go check on him.

GX - Oh, I see! I’m nothing but a mouldy orange to you! Tossing me out when I smell and look bad!

Orange - IT WOULDN’T HURT IF YOU SHOWERED ONCE IN A WHILE! *runs to toilet*


DA - Monkey, want to play?

Monkey - You don’t mean?

DA -yes.

Monkey - *bends over* Be gentle…

DA - *spanks* SPANK THE MONKEY! Aim of the game? See who can leave the reddest mark on Monkey’s cheeks!

Misty - *dead from excessive alcohol intake brought by DA and Monkey’s ‘sweet talk’*




*In the Sistah interrogation room*

Girly - Now, we’ll see if you’re worthy to marry our sistah…

Mish - DID YOU EVER CYBER WITH SAMMY?! *slaps Vivi*

Vivi - What? Ummm…aren’t you meant to slap them once they answer?

Mish - *slaps Vivi* We’re the ones asking the questions! *slaps Vivi*

Vivi - Stop slapping me! You Slapp-

Lithy - *slaps Vivi* I’m the only one that calls Mish a slapp- *gets slapped by Girly*

Girly - Guys, focus! *nipple twists vivi*

Vivi - ARGH! YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!

Lithy/Mish/Girly - *slaps Vivi*


*Door swings open*


Kitty - this calls for a professional! *cracks whip*

Sammy - Don’t be too hard with him.

Lithy - *slaps Sammy* …oh shi-

Sammy - *kicks Lithy in his unmentionables*

Lithy - y-you bit- *rolls on floor crying*

Girly - Elfy, I want you to go back to the alter. *hugs* Don’t worry, we won’t spoil him…


*Sammy left the interrogation room and back to the Spam zone*


Girly - …much. *grins at Vivi*

Vivi - You lay one hand on me I’ll beat your head in!

Girly - I’m not the one tied up. *strokes Vivi’s face*

Mish - What should we do first?

Lithy - Check what he’s packing? *rubbed his hand up Vivi’s leg*

Vivi - DUDE!


*Back in the Spam Zone, at the buffet table*

Jellybeing - *stomach grumbles* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m so hungry.

Tootsie - You ate two Big Macs with fries on the way here…

Jellybeing - I’m a growing girl…

Tootsie - Two large chocolate milk shakes, a king sized Kebab…

Jellybeing - Shhhhh. I know I have a problem.

Tootsie - Two pizza’s, and an ice cream. No tootsie pops whatsoever!

Jellybeing - Shut up. *points at strange dish* Oh! What’s that?!

Coco - That be smalahove.

Jellybeing - It looks and smells nice. *takes a bit* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! It’s good! *finishes full plate*

Coco - Yes. It has everything in a sheep’s head except the brain. The tongue is like chewing a marshmellow.

Jellybeing - *gags*

Coco - I have only tried eating the eye once. Oh, and you're not meant to use knives and forks, so you got that right.

Jellybeing - *runs to toilet*

Rat - OMG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! EWWWWWWWW THAT’S GROSS! GET OUT GET OUT!!!


Tootsie - *sucks on tootsie pop*

Jordie - *tosses pie at Tootsie*

Tootsie - Da hell?! *grabs haggis*

Rosey - Why is there haggis?

Cin - It’s a traditional dish from Scotland. It’s the sheep's 'pluck'.

Tootsie - *tosses haggis at Cin*


*The spam zone becomes a war zone, food tossed in every direction*


Coco - Must record this for future reference. *takes out pencil and paper. Hides under table*

Sammy - STOP! This is meant to be a happy occasion for me, and you all ruined it! *cries*

Girly - There will be no marriage.

Sammy - Whaaa?!?!

Mish - He was unworthy of us.

Rosey - Where is he?

Lithy - In a special place.


*several moments before*


Vivi - *cries* Please! Please stop! I can’t take it!!!

Mish - Hah! He’s pathetic. *wipes hands*

Lithy - Will we dispose of him?

Girly - take him to the RP section. Tie him in there.

Vivi - No. NO! NOT THERE!


*Mish and Lithy drag Vivi out of the room, passing another room with Sara in it tied up*

Sara - Vivi…help me…

Girly - Nu uh! No peeking. *closes door*


*In the RP section. Vivi is tied to a thread*

Mish - Have fun with the locals. *blows a kiss*

Vivi - YOU CRUEL WHORE!

sadden Blood Warrior - Look, an outsider!


*hundred of RP’ers surrounded Vivi*


Vivi - What the hell you all looking at?

Destiny#1 - We must take him to our leader.


*they grabbed Vivi and carried him to a large throne*


Destiny#1 - Oh wise one, we bring you an outsider.

Vivi - What noob is this wise one?

Wise one - Hello Snookums!

Vivi - Oh crap!

CtR - You still owe me a hug! *glomps*

Vivi - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *his screams are heard all over into the spam zone*

Rosey - Yeah! CtR finally got her hug!


GX - So, who is Sammy gonna marry? I have nice abs! *flashes*

Girly - *drools*

Kitty - *snaps fingers* Wake up. There shall be a marriage, but to none of you.

TCO - Yeah! We the Sistah’s have decided!

Mish - YOU’RE NOT A SISTAH! You silly German!

Cin - DISCRIMINATION! SUE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!

Mish - Then, you’re not invited to the next wedding.

Cin - *quietly sits down*


*A hooded figure grabs Sammy, kissing her on the lips*


Sammy - Oh my…*blushes*

Lithy - See, he’s perfect.


*The hooded figure and sammy dash out holding hands. Orange tosses oranges to celebrate rather than the traditional rice, but hit’s the hooded person on the head*


Hooded figure - Ouchie… *hood comes off*

Congregation - LE GASP!

Rosey - Swordser?

Swordser - I r nut nub!


*grabs Sammy’s hand and makes a dash for it*


Sammy - he’s perfect…



CtR finally got her hug from Vivi, and hung him on her wall for all the glomps she ever wanted, and Sammy found her dream man and had many many kids.

The end. :3

 

lol

Kairi namine = winwinwinwinwinwin

 

Convos with me = profit. :3

 

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I love your stories


KairiNamine and Vivi and the sistahs

OMG
XDDDD

edit: I read it all.


XD OMG EW XD OMG GOSKTOGOMGDOSFMGOWAMG your stories are so ****ing accurate and halirous. omg keep writing. xD I like yours best so far. XD the swordser. The sistahs the rp'ers that are so ****ing lost and neglected and weird. XD

And ctr... the wise one. XD

Ew. Swordser X Sammy = unhappy alex.

 

To be honest, i hate this. Well, it's not as bad as the other one. They both suck. XD

No more random stories for me. *fly's off with the fairies*

 

F that.


Make more -_- I'm serious.

 

This made me lol so much. XD omg.. the interrogation..

"Lithy - Check what he’s packing? *rubbed his hand up Vivi’s leg*

Vivi - DUDE!"

best part for me. xD; I snorted.

 

you should never stop...

 

Kitty XD

SPANK THE MONKEY XD

OMG I LOVE YOU XDDDDDD

 

...I'm laughing my ass off so hard right now xD

 

Darn right Forsaken's my Betch. xD

So funny.

 

:3 very nice
i'm just a wannabe sistah V_V

 

YOU PAIRED ME WITH SWORDSER! DEAD DEAD WOMAN!

Hmp!

Okay I'll admit I liked it, especially when I kicked Lithy in his unmentionables /keke

Awesome, never stop writing, you give the sistahs a very good look, just like we are ;D <33

 

Lol, i forgot swordser was a woman. Whoops!

It's cause the Sistah's secretly run the interweb.

 

It's not fun with gay jokes unless it's with the sistahs or someone special;

SOMEONE SPECIAL DOES NOT MEAN SWORDSER OR KAIRI NAMINE!

Of course, everyone should remember the day we took over the internet! First microsoft then the whole net! :3

 

Who would you consider special?

lol, well, they are 'special' ;P

Hell yeah! We're just taking our sweet time.

 

god that was funny

 

swordser= women

 

I dont even know half these people but god that was funny.

 

*Woman

Umm, YOU ! And that kitten with the aha expression <3

Uh well not the special I meant xD

Shucks, well of course we are! :D

Go with the flow! ~