Announce your KHV broadcast commercials here!!!

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tahno, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    This is the kh-vids commercial zone. Announce your creative commercials for KH-Vids heeerre!
    Be creative and remember to end your last words in fast-and hard to understand- worrrddsss!
    (That was my announcer voice)

    Here's my commercial:

    "You have been on the internet, search for a fanime site...not finding one single site that will satisfy you.
    Dragon Ball Z was fun to watch for a while, but when you came to think about it, it turned out to be a kiddy anime on consoles..


    WELL! YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT CHANNEL BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DISCOVER WHICH SITE IS ...

    For You!
    Ever heard of Kingdom Hearts, well there is a new video site which has approximately over a thousand memmmbeeerrrs!
    Unbearable drama, awesome updates, and who could ever forget the wonderful skins. Kh-vids is the site for you.

    Be sure to catch the drama(not the rain) 24/7 every day no fees or prices 1% guaranteed.


    gtowwwdotkaichvidszdotnetformoredetailsonretailscall1866909828471842321.thankyougoodbye

    (TV Powers off)



     
  2. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Someone call this.
     
  3. MSUK Twilight Town Denizen

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  4. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    come into khv you dont even have to know what the kh stands for
     
  5. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Hey you, are you a bored teenager? Are you someone who is into drama and crap like that? Do you love twilight so much that you'd marry a character or hate twilight so much but you never read it that you sound like a complete f-cktard?

    If any of this applies to you, sign up for kh-vids now!

    We got helping hands such as tummer and advent. Also very funny random people like Spunk Ransom and Ghost. Also the great drama between members and couple who have never met in real life.

    You'll also find out more about life than anywhere else. 87% of the members here learned about the-birds-and-the-bees on this site.

    SIGN UP NOW.

    *suicide*
     
  6. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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  7. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Hey.

    Do you wanna feel sooooo energe-...


    Uh... wait, wrong product.
     
  8. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    Vivaaaaaaaaaaa viaaaaaaagraaaaaa.

    Oh wait.

    If you have no life and want to be with other people who have no life, join KHV today.

    You can even be a 4channer wannabe.
     
  9. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Hi, it’s Dalk with kh-vids. You’ll be saying “Wow†every time you use this site. It’s like a shammy, it’s like a forum, it’s like a website. A regular site doesn’t work wet; this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV. kh-vids holds twenty times it’s weight in liquid. Look at it! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess… wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany - you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half - use one as a bath mat, drain dishes with the other one, use one as a towel. Olympic divers use kh-vids as a towel. Look at that - completely dry. Put a wet sweater on it, roll it up - it dries your sweaters. Here’s some cola. Wine, coffee, cola, pet stains… Not only is the damage going to be on top - there’s your mildew - that is going to smell. See that? Now we’re going to do this in real time. Look at this - put it on the spill, turn it over - without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola - right there. You following me camera guy? The other fifty percent - the color - starts to come up. No other website is going to do that. It acts like a vacuum, and - look at this - virtually dry on the bottom. See what I’m telling ya? kh-vids - you’ll be saying “vids†every time.

    “I can’t live without it! I just love it!â€
    “Oh my gosh. I don’t even buy paper towels anymore.â€
    “If you’re going to wash your car or any type of vehicle, you’d be out of your mind not to own one of these.â€
    “All I can say is - kh-VIDS.â€


    You’re going to spend twenty dollars a month on websites anyway. You’re throwing money away. The mini kh-vids are for everything - everyday use. This lasts ten years, this lasts a week [holds up sponge]. I dunno - it sells itself.
     
  10. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    Lmfao, those commecials are hilarious.


    "Vivaaaaa viaaaagra.... side effects may include temporary blindness"
     
  11. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    I never knew that KH-V was another form of Shamwow.
     
  12. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I was thinking it was another form of the Slap Chop.
     
  13. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    Are you bored?

    Do you need something fun to do?

    Do you like Drama?

    Do you like harassing people OVER the internet?

    Do you think you're so cool that you can PWN everyone's ass?

    THEN COME ON TO KH-DRA- oh **** I mean VIDS, where the noobs and ******s play nice.

    Remember it's KH-VIDS spelt D-R-A-M-A =D

    TEEHEE ​
     
  14. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    Your going to love it's nuts
     
  15. Absol Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Hilarity! Stupidity! Drama!

    You'll find all this--and more!--at...

    KH-VIDS!

    Join today, and start wasting your life here!
     
  16. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    That phrase alone is good enough for a commercial.

    To Vince's chagrin irregardless.
     
  17. Haseo Knight of Light

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    Wanna know the best way to get reality out of your head? Well, the internet's leading Kingdom Hearts site, KHInsider, created KH-Vids, and now have an upgrade for KH-Vids, 'cause it's better at relieving your boredom, troubles, and grades! Whether it's parents, sex, or money, it doesn't matter! KH-Vids makes you forget the stuff that other sites can't! ******ed, gay, and a piece of ****! That's the power of KH-Vids!
     
  18. Xaale Sylph of Hope

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    AmenOhshi religion storm go