animals rule!

im not jesus. and fine u can borrow my bracelet but u have to be careful so u dont destroy the world with it *takes off bracelet and hands it to DR*

 

Yay! Now I can keep Advent away!

 

just remeber to try not to destroy the world with it. and be extremly careful. its dangerous for an earthling with no knowledge of the bracelet of life to use its power

 

What are your orders, Optimus?

 

But you can trust me. You made me second in command, didn't you?

 

ya i did but its still dangerous for u to use the bracelet so dont go higher than level 6 on it. it goes up to 10 but for an earthling 6 is about as far as u could probably handle for now

 

...Ohshi-IT'S BACK TO BAD FANFICTION!

 

What the-

...

 

Duly noted. I will go train with it now.

 

ok just be careful cuz if u go over level 6 u also might end up kiling urself. darn! i have like an hour before i have to leave for school. i dont wanna go to my first day of 8th grade! ya think if i them nicely the teachers will send me back to preschool?

 

Hey! :3 What's going on here? :)

 

Jesus materialized out of thin air.

 

Jesus is going to school and I am posting behind the teacher's back.

 

im not jesus! im part alien, part human. and do u want me to make someone else second in command and let them use the bracelet or r u gonna stop calling me jesus

 

OMG JESUS!!!

first stage.. denial...

 

I'm the only one who sent in a resume, aren't I? Because there's no other way you'd hire this:

 

And what about this "Jesus"? Who is this?

Yes, you are :mellow:

 

Nicely put.

 

Now this thread about everyone being Jesus!?

*leaves thread*