And in other news...

I found a brand new set of golf clubs in our garage that I had no idea I got when I bought my car.

I have decided to conquer golf tomorrow because i've left a crater in my neighbor's chimney.

 

That's no chimney..that's a space station..

 

Bet you couldn't do that if you tried. xD

 

Remember to say you saw a bird fly into the chimney ;D

 

Haha, nice.

Well golf requires a lot of patience and polo shirts... which I have neither of. If I go golfing, it's with a bunch of people who are as likely to break the clubhouse windows as I am.

 

Simply remember that the wind in general can be a real bastard.

 

If i saw myself in clothes like that i'd have to kick my own ass.

And the two buddies who are going have never gone either. I may actually break under 100.

 

Caddyshack.

That is all.

Didn't know you were into golf. :v

 

I ****ing hate golf >| Surprisingly I still play it when i'm in a bad mood. Just pretend the ball is the one you hate and..... SUCCESS!! The ball ends up over the neighbor's yard and never comes back :(

 

My grandma beat me at golf and I broke her clubs.

 

I want that golf bag with the T.V. and phone in it. xD

 

Golf: Like watching flies ****.

 

That sounds quite bothersome.

 

I'm not. I just act like a smartass and pretend I know quite a bit about golf, but in reality I camp out by the green like a homeless person and watch the others with my homemade binoculars.

Or play Wii Sports. Either way, my false knowledge isn't beneficial for anyone.

 

He's still waiting for you in the parking lot