Am I gonna die?

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  1. orlando. Traverse Town Homebody

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    Today I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast, drank 2 Monsters and 1 liter of Mountain Dew, and ate Taco Bell for both lunch and dinner. My stomach feels like death and I'm almost twiching from the caffine intake O_O
    What are the odds that I'm going to die? 8'D
     
  2. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I've gotta say.....1/15, just because you had a McDonalds breakfast, taco bell, mountain dew, and 2 monsters.

    But seriously, just sleeping it off might work.
     
  3. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Enjoy living in your bathroom.
     
  5. Zter Banned

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    Child's play. What you ate is nothing. Stop being a wuss.
     
  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    still pretty bad. All of that stuff would kill my stomach and my appitite for the next century
     
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    The chances of you dying are 100%. But I'm pretty sure this isn't how you're going to die.
     
  8. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    You could have done worse. Drinking all of that with nothing to eat is a bad idea but since you ate you will be fine(long term).
     
  9. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Did you say Taco Bell?

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    Avada kedavra!
    *steals taco bell*
     
  10. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    You shouldn't drink anymore monsters. Because those can actually hurt you. I know people who've developed like heart problems and stuff from energy drinks. One of my friends is only allowed to have one now every week and before he was drinking a few a day. McDonalds and Tacobell are just plain bad for you. They aren't going to kill you today (besides the fact you might feel sick later) but in the long run if you eat that stuff all the time they will have a negative effect on your health. But I feel like most people know this already.
     
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    Thisthisthisthisthis.
    Be a man.
    Go get some KFC's Double Down.
     
  12. MarlyLuvsGir11 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    You're gonna die in 7 days! >:3

    Enjoy them while you still can. >:3
     
  13. Yozora Archer

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    Yep, you're gonna die.
     
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    Not only will you die,

    you will blow up of the intake of the Taco Bell and Monster.
     
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    I hear that. Cthulu was pissed when I put one of his buddies in the blender.
     
  16. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    That font.....
     
  17. MaM_1 Destiny Islands Resident

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    your stomachs going to impload. just sayin...
     
  18. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I suppose that is the explanation for the sudden lack of eerie noises from my closet and beneath my bed each night.
     
  19. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I once ate a pig's head that was covered in snow and brandy. Your argument is invalid.
     
  20. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    he's never ahd a pig's head, so for him, this is his worst. It's perfectly valid. You can't compare something that's happened to you with something that's happened to someone else just because you might have had something worse happen. Try to look at it from his perspective