Alright, I'm ready for my online date.

*fixes bow tie*

Oh I'm so nervous, I've never been on a date before hehe.

 

Hey babe, sorry I'm late~

 

*quickly dashes in to light candles*

 

KH-Vids.net, Online dating Service.

 

Remember, putting out after the first date is slutty.
Putting out before the date is over is classy.

 

Beware of government peeking in on your date.

 

I know this place isn't much babe, but it was the best I could afford.
Next time I'll take you to a classier place like neopets. ;~;

 

Psh, try Omegle. If you guys find each other, you're meant to be together forever. <3​

 

*does cool juggling tricks to entertain the couple*

 

Aww, it's all right. I like it here <3

Look! They have juggling! :D

 

WHY DO YOU NEVER PROVIDE ME WITH SUCH ENTERTAINMENT!?

I am hurt, Forsaken. ;__;

 

Get a boyfriend and I shall entertain you with all my skills D:
Which also includes that cool plate turning on a stick thing.

 

*starts fire-breathing just to outclass Forsaken*

 

...i'm engaged... o_o

 

:/gasp:
You win this round my furry friend.
...
Or Harry :lolface:

._.
Pics of your ring.

 

A juggler?
Oh man, I think this place is too classy for me.

 

Spoiler

 

I just snorted with laughter. How lady like. :v

 

*walks to the table side and plays violin*

 

Have you ever notice how if one person snorts in laughter others tend to follow?