Was a normal son who would play baseball with him, go fishing and ask him about girls. Instead he got you.
I don't talk about other girls that way, and since i don't eat whatever poor creature he brings home, I'd say I'm not what he expected. That being said, I do love surprises.
Probably because of the ADHD response of 'oh well' moving on xD. That scared me when I first saw that. I sound nothing like Sora!